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Post by cactusjames on Mar 28, 2007 15:54:05 GMT -5
I took some tylenol before. I wish I had morphine.
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Post by 9 on Mar 28, 2007 15:55:05 GMT -5
Tylenol and rum = not the smartest mix.
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 28, 2007 16:04:17 GMT -5
Well, only if you care about the health of your liver...
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 28, 2007 16:08:49 GMT -5
My livers the size of a button anyway. I'm in too much fucking pain to just take tylenol, now at least I can block it out as well as take a pain reliever and I only took one so I'll be fine, except for my shoulder.
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 28, 2007 16:12:06 GMT -5
You could seek the assistance of a medical professional?
A fracture or dislocation may not heal properly if you wait more than 24 hours past the original injury...
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 29, 2007 0:07:52 GMT -5
How do you fracture or dislocate a muscle? Isn't that only with bones?
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Post by sancho231 on Mar 29, 2007 1:22:03 GMT -5
In the words of Kenny/x pac, is that rum and coke "Stadium strength"?
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 29, 2007 4:55:04 GMT -5
You were talking shoulder, no? Could be a fracture of the clavicle, scapula or the proximal end of the humorus; or dislocated, separated or a rotator cuff injury; or sprained, strained or just a bad bruise... who knows? An x-ray or a scan couldn't hurt, because you might need it set, adjusted, immobiled or wrapped... and you might want drugs like anti-inflammitories or muscle relaxants in addition to simple pain killers...
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 29, 2007 9:35:09 GMT -5
It's a muscle though, it's a pull I don't think it's serious, at the time it was painful now it's just uncomfortable. The fact certain movements don't bother me tells me it's not bones or anything, it's def muscle especially since I can feel it go downb the side of my body. Today movemnt isn;t as bad, just after a while of holding it it one spot starts in. i really don't think I broke or dislocated anything,
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 29, 2007 9:52:44 GMT -5
James, you dummy, just dont play any sports with it. Cause, you know, you ripped DiPietro for playing hurt and stuff. Stop whining, too. Its unbecoming. Oh, and Laura, there is nothing humerus about this. Its not funny.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 29, 2007 9:55:25 GMT -5
lol, I wasn't whining, I know i can't play i was explaing to Laura that I said I pulled something and shes telling me I need an xray. Sorry for explaining myself to someone on a message board. Next time I'll use pictures or songs or something Tom.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 29, 2007 10:04:57 GMT -5
Thank you, I'd prefer song, especially something melancholy.
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Post by kingdzbws on Mar 30, 2007 10:56:40 GMT -5
I don't know what's sicker, a guy snuffing a 101 year old lady or this freak who kills horses and deer just to fuck them!!! Apparently this animal 'lover' has done this before and been convicted in the past for these crimes. For fuck's sake, how much does a ho cost after all? What a twisted freak! M check it out www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Mar21/0,4670,DeerSex,00.html
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 30, 2007 10:59:48 GMT -5
I wonder how many people are going to click on it and hope there is video attached...
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Post by kingdzbws on Apr 13, 2007 12:12:55 GMT -5
I just got a call from a livid client, demanding a discount because he claims FedEx delivered his package late. He called me at 12:42pm ET
When I tracked the package I see that it was indeed delivered at 10:28am local time in Salt Lake City.
Now I gotta fight with this guy over 14 minutes, even if he claims he got it 1 second before he called me, what is that? 12 minutes late....Gimme a fucking break! Its not like it was a fucking human organ or something.
Fucking chisellers, makes me nuts. Fucking discount, my ass!
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Post by Chris on Apr 13, 2007 12:15:29 GMT -5
Reminds me of the pizza delivery scene in Norm MacDonald's "Dirty Work."
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Post by kingdzbws on Apr 13, 2007 12:18:22 GMT -5
I feel like sending him a bag of pennies COD! Fucking bastard!!
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Post by Chrissy on May 15, 2007 14:07:36 GMT -5
As I sat in the middle seat of a 6-seater on a rush hour LIRR train last night, the lady next to me put her bare (smelly, ugly, unpedicured) feet on the seat across from her when that guy got off at Jamaica. I was hoping someone new would get on at Jamaica and take that seat so she would have to put them down, but no luck. And I can not believe the lady in the seat next to her stinkin' feet didn't wake up and ask her to put her feet down!
AND she must have yawned about 100 times, really loudly, from Jamaica to Hicksville. I don't think that would have bothered me as much, if her feet were on the ground.
BUT, I did feel slightly giddy when she got off at Hicksville with me, and as the doors were closing she realized she left something on the train. But, this is the angry thread....
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Post by elliejay21 on May 15, 2007 15:12:04 GMT -5
I could not share space like that on a train. If I am riding for more than 20 minutes, I will walk the length of the train until I find a pair of seats facing each other or the triple seat that I can have to myself, so I can put my feet up.
I also do not stand on the way home. I do not do peak commuting public transportation, if the next bus/train is more than 2-5 minutes later than the one with no seats.
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Post by kingdzbws on May 15, 2007 15:50:19 GMT -5
No offense, but since this is the angry thread;
Put your darn feet up when you get home! People walk in dog piss and shit all the time without knowing it. And putrid puddles, and leaky garbage bags full of who knows what. And spit and bum piss, and just general street soot. Do I have to sit down on the filth that you picked up walking around in the city?
Feet on the Floor, Asses in the Seats. Recline at home.
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Post by BigAl115 on May 15, 2007 21:11:09 GMT -5
Im frigging sooo pissed at my bank.... everyone there is an idiot ..but im a bigger idiot for still banking with them considering there are no branches and its based out of Utah (American Express Bank) ......I made an honest drunken Mistake of paying my $1500 AMEX Card twice online ...so I called the bank the next day to do a stop payment on one of the pulls ...now this was at 10 am thursday morning. So I spoke to Brian, I always get names because everyone that works in a customer service capacity is an uncaring moron. Well brian with im sure a smile on his face said "No problem, we can take care of 90% of this over the phone, and you just need to fax over a stop payment form by the end of the day". He assured me that once he puts it into the system im all good and it wont pull. Great ..so around 3 oclock I faxed over the form ..all good right ..
NOPE ..i get a call from Diane, arond 4:45 who told me i faxed over the wrong form and until she gets the correct one it can't even be entered into the system. I told her what brian said and all she said was that "No, thats not the way it works"... And I probably amwasting my time because they need a 3 day advance on something like this...so either way I faxed over the form called an hr later to make sure they got it and they said they did and its in the system, great so I went home.
The next morning Chrissy and I drove up to Niagra Falls, thats another story I should post here, But i won't..." So on the way, with WAY too much time on my hands, I called just to double check everything was good. Well Its wasn't ...The lady, Diane again, told me she never got the secong fax. I told her the what the other woman said and all Diana could say is " She was wrong"
Well Sure as shit ...Monday morning .another $1500 missing from my account and my AMEX another $1500 lighter. Anyone have 5 bucks i can borrow for lunch this week ...5 boxes of kraft Mac and Cheese will do me good.... I don't care about the money ..I care about the time I spent listening to malarky and wasting time with these wastes on oxygen.
Moral of the story Don't trust anyone especially in customer service because the are trained to make stuff up ..and triple check everything because everyone is a liar and full of shit ...Amen sista
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Post by crazilyz on May 16, 2007 9:24:48 GMT -5
Talk about some dumb assed work-related shit.
I got an e-mail regarding some temporary business cards that I made for some folks saying that the phone number is wrong...I based my document on an e-mail that I received. Garbage in, garbage out.
When I created the file, I e-mailed it to the parties that be so they can print as many as they want. Pay attention now...they have the fucking file and they can make any god damn changes they want. Why the hell am I being contacted to make changes to a fucking document that you morons have?
I made the changes and it took me a minute (if that) to do so. It took more fucking time e-mailing back and forth than it did to make one stinking change. Damn!
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Post by crazilyz on May 16, 2007 9:27:24 GMT -5
I just got a call from a livid client, demanding a discount because he claims FedEx delivered his package late. When I tracked the package I see that it was indeed delivered at 10:28am local time in Salt Lake City. It made the 10:30 guarantee in the eyes of FedEx. Check the mailroom dillhole!
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Post by kingdzbws on May 16, 2007 10:51:40 GMT -5
>>It made the 10:30 guarantee in the eyes of FedEx. Check the mailroom dillhole!
Thats not really something I wish to say to a client, jerkoff or not. Dillhole, while funny wouldn't have made this putz happier. The old "I'll see what I can do" blowoff worked well.
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Post by 9 on May 16, 2007 11:49:28 GMT -5
Dillhole is definitely underused.
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Post by IronHorse4 on May 16, 2007 14:13:32 GMT -5
FedEx is not responsible for any errors occurring once the package is released and signed for by someone at the delivery address. We were able to get the package to the address by the prescribed deadline.
Thank you for using FedEx!
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Post by kingdzbws on May 16, 2007 14:45:35 GMT -5
Not only was I able to provide him with a time that the package arrived. I was able to give him a copy of the signature of the dope who signed for it at 10:28!!
That rant wasn't about FedEx...we use FedEx exclusively because they have a service called DVX and also here on 48th street the FedEx man travels with a armed quard.
I was ranting about the chisler who tried - in vain - to save himself 5-10 dollars. He called at 10:41am and said he didn't receive it in time, so he wasn't going to pay for Priority Overnight. Meanwhile the package was sitting in his lobby. And he was adamant about it being late until presented with physical proof otherwise.
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Post by Chrissy on May 16, 2007 16:37:35 GMT -5
Well, BiGal, now that you mentioned our little road trip, I have something I would like to mention in the ANGRY thread:
So we make a trip up to Niagara Falls on Friday. Al was not thrilled about going to begin with, and even less thrilled when I made an executive decision to drive, so he was not speaking to me. Which meant, I had to take the only route I knew to drive upstate: the NYS Thruway. It took us exactly 8 hours, to the minute (which I thought was funny). Anyway, the ride was nice, nice scenery, no traffic, quiet, aaaahhhh.... We arrive at 4:38, and order up some cocktails which helped lighten the mood.
All was well, UNTIL someone asked us where we were from and told Al that we could have shaved 2 hours off of our trip if we had taken some other route. OK, we will take the new route home.
Armed with a GPS, we get off the thruway when directed (or at least as well as you can measure 100 yards at 75 mph), and on to some road headed to somewhere that we had never been or even heard of. Just as I make the left, Tom-Tom says, "Off route, recalculating...." And then, nothing! The battery died. So we were lost somewhere in Scranton, PA for about an hour. Tensions were high as we passed the same intersection FOUR times. And then I remembered that I had written some directions off of Google, and I hand them to Al and ask if they would help. He says, "NO!" and tosses my notebook to the side.
So we continue driving around in circles until we finally decide to ask for directions, and we make it to Rte 380 to Rte 80. Isn't that what we did Al?
Well, today, I happen to be looking through the very same notebook I asked Al to look at while we were lost, and wouldn't you know it! (Now, you'd have to read them backwards and reverse the direction because I wrote the directions for GOING, not COMING):
TAKE EXIT 69 I-80W / PATTERSON TOWARDS THE GARDEN STATE PRKWY
CONTINUE ON I-80W FOR 61.8M, NOW ENTERING PA.
TAKE EXIT 293 ONTO I-380N TOWARD SCRANTON FOR 27.6 M
Does this sound familiar, BiGal? It should because it is same as the directions we got from the gas attendant.
This thread rocks. I feel SO much better! ;D
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 16, 2007 17:52:15 GMT -5
I remember when we were doing one of our infamous Toronto carpools, and Kwik was leading us all home...at one point things were looking unfamiliar to say the least, and next thing you know we see a sign that says something like "Cleveland - 40 miles" - we were like totally heading the wrong way.
Way to go, Kwik!
That was the infamous Weird Paul Flashlight hat affair, where he was wearing this miner flashlight cap thing, and would go walking to the other cars as we sat on the side of the road with it bouncing on his head, scaring the crap out of everyone.
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Post by dabadguy on May 16, 2007 20:36:05 GMT -5
Can someone punch that Ewok looking Bitch Melinda in the face. I hate when she makes that stupid suprise look. Go Jordin!
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