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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 10:39:38 GMT -5
(Just for the record, you don't have to be white to have acted out in a Whiskey Tango way).
I have appeared in a Laughlin, NV courtroom in camouflage surf trunks.
I have partied after hours in a Taxidermy School (note..SCHOOL, not SHOP) in Blanco, Texas.
I have drank several large clear plastic football shaped containers of warm Budweiser at the Fremont in Las Vegas.
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Post by 9 on Jul 9, 2008 10:45:12 GMT -5
Despite my obsession with good beer, I also enjoy the occasional purchase of a case of horrific brew in cans -- PBR, Carling Black Label.
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Post by Jason Giambi on Jul 9, 2008 10:51:14 GMT -5
PBR is nasty
I live in FL, so pretty much every day I do something white trash.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jul 9, 2008 11:03:35 GMT -5
I once went to dinner with a couple of girls I knew, at a fancy Italian place, and had a couple of cans of Coors Light in a bag that I had not finished during our walk around downtown, and simply drank them there at the table.
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 11:05:43 GMT -5
Once I was on a Lone Star Beer kick, so I snuck my own sixer of Lone Star Lite (cans) into the bar I planned on hanging out at that night.
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Post by 9 on Jul 9, 2008 11:33:58 GMT -5
A good friend of mine was the head of marketing for a (short-lived) company that put out an energy drink called Exxxcite. It was actually good shit and I'm sorry it never caught on. Anyway, excite looked just like fruit punch Gatorade, so on my way to the ballpark, I'd fill up an empty quart bottle of fruit punch Gatorade with two cans of Exxxcite and as much vodka as I could add, so I could catch a nice buzz on the train without arousing suspicion.
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 11:42:35 GMT -5
Well that's not White Trash, Puff. That's just plain old good economic sense....maximizing your utility while minimizing your costs.
You are to be applauded.
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Post by crazilyz on Jul 9, 2008 15:08:00 GMT -5
I don't know that some of this stuff would be considered "white trash" but just done in the name of poverty.
I also have a "bring your own beer for consumption" story. I was dating a guy back in 93 and we stepped over to Fridays by Grand Central. We each ordered a beer and he showed me the 6-pack that he had in his knapsack which was used for refills during our meal.
The Walmart on 110 in Farmingdale provides a vehicle for "white trash" activity. There's an ATM that gives out cash in increments of $1 while most only give out 20s...just allow $1 for the service charge and any other charges your bank may levy. They sell cans of tuna for 58 cents and loaves of white bread for $1.17.
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 15:28:42 GMT -5
I went through an extended period where I thought wearing Red Wings construction boots with shorts was a good "look" for casual weekend activities: i.e. BBQs, backyard get-togethers.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jul 9, 2008 15:33:16 GMT -5
Larry still does that.
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 15:44:50 GMT -5
I never buy after shave.
Therefore, quite often after a particularly irritating shave, I use Listerine to "cauterize" my skin.
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 15:46:06 GMT -5
In all honesty, the smell of WD40 is one of the most pleasant aromas I can think of. I would not mind at all if the interior of my car and inside my house smelled of it constantly.
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Post by massyanksfan on Jul 9, 2008 16:02:52 GMT -5
I have mixed Jack & Cokes at Outback using the Jack that I snuck in.
I have chewed Skoal and Redman.
I have saved enough empties to purchase another 30 pack upon redemption.
I own Dan Post boots, a black Resistol, a Smith and Wesson chain wallet, black Levi's, thermal commo, orange Carhart shirts, and have worn them all to a State Fair at one time or another.
I knew what "grits" were before My Cousin Vinny came out. I don't know the Black Eyed Peas music, but I have eaten them with fat back. I have made butter milk buscits with real butter milk, and not a mix
I was born in Connecticut, and as the screen name goes, I live in Mass...
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2008 16:06:45 GMT -5
"Carhart shirts"
WHOA WHOA whoa.....step AWAY from Carharts dude. That might be the topper.
Can't you ONLY buy Carhart clothing at hardware and bait/tackle stores?
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Post by massyanksfan on Jul 9, 2008 16:10:36 GMT -5
Yes and no. I did get some at Sears, but I have also grabbed them at Dick's in the past.
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Post by crazilyz on Jul 9, 2008 21:19:33 GMT -5
I never buy after shave. Therefore, quite often after a particularly irritating shave, I use Listerine to "cauterize" my skin. Holy shit, I learned something from this thread. I'm assuming that the dollar store version will work for this. Not that I need after shave but this stuff makes good cocktail (not cock tale) conversation. |
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Post by crazilyz on Jul 9, 2008 21:24:48 GMT -5
I have saved enough empties to purchase another 30 pack upon redemption. Well hell yeah...that's the way to go.   |
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Post by Chris on Aug 25, 2008 11:32:11 GMT -5
Renewed my wedding vows at the "World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel" in Las Vegas, and took in an Elvis impersonator show immediately after.
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Post by elliejay21 on Aug 25, 2008 15:17:01 GMT -5
I went to Mastic today and bought 4 cartons of Newports at the reservation, does that count?
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Post by Chris on Aug 25, 2008 15:28:16 GMT -5
"I went to Mastic today and bought 4 cartons of Newports at the reservation, does that count? "
No, that does not count.
There are two key, conflicting issues at play here: WHITE and NEWPORTS
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Post by elliejay21 on Aug 25, 2008 16:23:35 GMT -5
LOL! I have often made fun of Dave for smoking Newports... because he is white. But isn't acting ghetto a white trash thing to do?
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Post by crazilyz on Aug 25, 2008 16:24:41 GMT -5
Renewed my wedding vows at the "World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel" in Las Vegas, and took in an Elvis impersonator show immediately after. Does not get my vote for white trash move. Hell, I'm down for doing the same damn thing for shits and giggles when I make it to Vegas. Then again, I want Elvis to do my vow renewal. I could get all Fresh Prince and ask for the Shaft package but I don't think my husband will be down with that. |
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Post by Chris on Aug 25, 2008 16:41:20 GMT -5
I wanted that too, but it was an extra $299....I didn't think 3 bills was worth the gag.
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Post by crazilyz on Aug 26, 2008 10:30:49 GMT -5
I wanted that too, but it was an extra $299....I didn't think 3 bills was worth the gag. 3 bills to play Elvis and do the vow thing? Damn, I'm in the wrong line of work!!! |
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Post by bdbarb on Dec 11, 2008 23:03:37 GMT -5
Fried baloney on white bread with lots of mayo and pickle relish, washed down with grape kool aid. and no, I have never mixed water with ketchup and garlic salt and called it spaghetti sauce.
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Post by Chris on Dec 12, 2008 0:15:44 GMT -5
Much like the Newport cigarettes mentioned by Laura....grape kool aid is not a white trash thing.
But white-trash spaghetti is about the grossest thing going.
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Post by crazilyz on Dec 12, 2008 10:46:38 GMT -5
Fried baloney on white bread with lots of mayo and pickle relish, washed down with grape kool aid. I'm pregnant and that doesn't sound the least bit appetizing. |
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