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Post by 9 on Mar 9, 2009 11:35:41 GMT -5
Yeah ... good luck with that! ;D
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Post by Chris on Mar 9, 2009 12:22:00 GMT -5
Tom predicts that any show he did not jump on board with from episode 1 won't last and oft makes claims of poor reviews and ratings.
I'm sure, somewhere back in the early/mid 80s Tom could have been heard saying something to the effect of "A show about a bar in Boston, and all they do is sit around the bar and talk? This show won't last."
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 9, 2009 12:27:57 GMT -5
I heard Tom said, "A guy named Archie who's racist and hates his step son, terrible idea, won't be around long."
I want the show to be picked up again just to hear Tom say he called it and we quoted him wrong.
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 15, 2009 21:52:29 GMT -5
Whatever needs to be set up for a pitching contest... Set that shit UP!
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Post by Chris on Mar 16, 2009 0:50:19 GMT -5
Holy Shit, the pitch-off was one of the funniest things I've seen on HBO!
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 23, 2009 8:17:21 GMT -5
So, should we talk about the wack ending?
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Post by 9 on Mar 23, 2009 9:38:48 GMT -5
I really think it IS the ending. I mean, what do you do: Pick up a second season where he goes crawling back to that town? Every possible "plot" line (word "plot" used very loosely) has been exhausted.
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Post by Chris on Mar 23, 2009 15:34:11 GMT -5
I hope it's not the end.
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Post by 9 on Mar 23, 2009 16:24:44 GMT -5
Agreed. I enjoyed this show. I readily agree that it was dumb, but so what?
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 24, 2009 8:21:47 GMT -5
I think the 'getting signed by tampa' thing just sealed the rumor that this show was based on John Rocker... yeah?
I would like to see a second season, but I think that if I watch this one back a few times, that I'll find a bun more jokes I was too stoned to catch the first time. Besides, if they bring back any comedy, let it be Curb. I'm so damn tired of Flight of the Conchords... shut up already!
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Post by Chris on Mar 24, 2009 9:40:10 GMT -5
Flight of the Conchords was SO good the first season, and SO bad this season.
I am highly disappointed.
Thank God Eastbound came along and saved my Sundays.
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 24, 2009 9:41:43 GMT -5
I loved Conchords when it first aired... but it just got SO boring. Much like the second season of Dexter... which finally redeemed itself with this last season, thank god.
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Post by 9 on Mar 24, 2009 11:47:09 GMT -5
I watched the season finale of Conchords just before the season finale of Eastbound. Wow, was it stupid. I agree that Conchords used to be good, but it reeks now.
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Post by Chris on Mar 24, 2009 12:33:19 GMT -5
I'm this boards Knight In Shining Armor.
You're all the chinks in my armor.
Remember me, chinks.
My brother in law and I were discussing Ashley Schaffer. He is CLEARLY modeled after Ric Flair - not just for the hair, but the "Whooo" after everything he says.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 25, 2009 12:34:57 GMT -5
I loved the ending, I'd take a second season just to see what happened. The faces April puts on when she's disappointed by Kenny kill me, I really felt bad for her walking out and just seeing her bag sitting there. And Stevie is a fucking laugh a minute, nothing that guy does doesn't make me laugh. The slow mo scene of him fucking the school up was classic.
And in my opinion, Conchords sucked, never got into it. It's a poor mans Tenacious D and being as the D is the greatest rock band in the history of rock and roll, it's just a rip off of that.
And Dexter rules, I loved all three seasons, but far and away season 3 was incredible, it wasn't till Dexter came on that I found out I can watch a show without breathing.
But yes, Curb needs to come back badly, I need to see more of Larry and The Blacks. Why does it take him 2 1/2 years for a new season?
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 13:17:55 GMT -5
It's not really a poor man's Tenacious D though James.
It really was funny the first season..trust me.
BUT, I noticed my interest in Conchords tailed off once I got into Z Rock, which is basically a rawer, raunchier version of Conchords.
Steve Jenowski IS funny as hell. The funniest part is the way he tries to curse like Kenny!
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 13:27:25 GMT -5
My brother in law, who just got turned on to this show, thinks the funniest part is the beginning when the freeze frame on some ridiculous scenario and start rolling the opening credits and theme song.....like old 70s and 80s action shows, like Dukes Of Hazzard.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 25, 2009 13:28:45 GMT -5
I love you Kenny, you were like fuck me? I throw a fucking brick in yo face!!
And April trying to be like Kenny is funny too, Tampa bitches. The show needs a second season, at least 6 more to finish it off and have some closure.
And screw Conchords, I don't care what their gimmick is they don't beat the D so fuck em. Jack Black shits things funnier than the Conchords. Just looking at K. G. is funnier than anything those two Aussie fucks said. The D are rock gods, I don't even know those fucking guys names.
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 13:31:47 GMT -5
James....DIO has rocked for a long long time. He has songs of wildebeests and angels! His sauce will mix with ours!
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 13:43:20 GMT -5
James...
one of the funniest things from Eastbound and Down was when Kenny first sees April at school in episode one.
April is in some sort of conference room, talking to another teacher. Kenny goes and stands in the doorway, hand on the door jam, facing outward, back turned to April. He exclaims, in some exaggerated deep tone, "APRIL" then bobs his head chuckling, "AAAAAAAAAPRIL" more chuckling....then turns around and starts doing some gay little dance-walk thing moving toward her......then stops and just says, "I'm just kiddin' ... It's me Kenny."
HAHAHA! What the fuck was that?
Also, one of my favorite things to say these days, and I try to interject in my daily conversation as much as possible is, "If you're a woman, Scotty will finger you....with his penis."
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 25, 2009 13:53:33 GMT -5
Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me its not my favorite but I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it but ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
My favorite part from episode one is still the coke scene. it's so spot on it's fucking hilarious, but Will ferrell yelling out OH, you knocked out his fucking eye still gets me to laugh every time, there's too much on the show to repeat in any form on conversation, fantastic show despite it's detractors.
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 13:55:05 GMT -5
Rock hard tasty abs. Washer Board style!
I broke that birdbath FOR YOU, Dustin Junior!
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 25, 2009 15:07:18 GMT -5
My favorite is still his promo video.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 25, 2009 15:29:55 GMT -5
Thye motivational tape is great, that may be the greatest song I'ver ever heard, better than any shit that pussy Cobain wrote, el oh el.
I also like how he addresses April at dinner the last episode...listen here you beautiful bitch....how she still decides to go with him I don't know.
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 15:35:50 GMT -5
I'm about to fuck you up with some truth!
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 25, 2009 19:18:46 GMT -5
I love you, you're a great girl, but you've got clothes like a fucking dickhead!
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Post by Chris on Mar 25, 2009 19:29:18 GMT -5
I know ONE OF US had their own personal stylist, and the other shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 25, 2009 19:36:35 GMT -5
What's you're fucking name? Fucking Shrek?
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Post by Chris on Mar 31, 2009 11:54:38 GMT -5
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Post by 9 on Mar 31, 2009 13:43:19 GMT -5
NICE! Did you order the foam middle finger as an accessory? ;D
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