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Post by rlm6370 on May 21, 2009 17:11:47 GMT -5
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$heriff Tom
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Groom ba ya ya ya
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 21, 2009 17:34:54 GMT -5
Im with ya.
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Post by Lindsey on May 21, 2009 18:15:59 GMT -5
 reminds me of Billy Joel. |
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Post by Chris on May 21, 2009 18:19:35 GMT -5
Pretty cool, but not as cool as Three Wolves And A Moon:  |
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Post by Jason Giambi on May 21, 2009 20:15:06 GMT -5
i like the Royal Flush shirt... 3 wolves and a moon, not so much.
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Post by Chris on May 21, 2009 20:36:00 GMT -5
That's because you don't comprehend that sheer POWER than one is infused with when you don the Three-Wolves-Moon tee.
Here...let a real life testimonial convince you...
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Post by 9 on May 22, 2009 10:49:22 GMT -5
The Greinke shirt is excellent. I moon the three wolves and a moon shirt.
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2009 11:44:01 GMT -5
"Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won't find that deal anywhere else.”
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Post by joetee316 on May 22, 2009 12:44:12 GMT -5
Thread has me rolling.....
.... and the Greinke shirt is kinda cool.
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2009 12:45:39 GMT -5
I've had this wolf shirt for a month now and I believe it should come with an owner's manual, at least if we are to judge by the previous review. The manner in which I utilize this shirt and the manner in which, IMHO, it should be used, is as a confidence-inspiring undergarment. Leaving the home with my dynamic wolf shirt secretly worn under a mild-mannered oxford gives me a feeling of unmitigated power and supremacy. Much like Superman with his super-hero outfit beneath his common reporter garb, I stride into the office and treat my so-called superiors with the disdain they deserve because I KNOW I am the alpha dog, or wolf as the case may be. Bus drivers, librarians, and check-out clerks who previously might have made me nervous now cower before my simmering lupine rapaciousness. With this wolf shirt, I am invincible, I howl, growl, and stalk the lesser beings of the world...in my mind. This shirt has changed my life
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2009 13:12:07 GMT -5
Those Greinke shirts are going to go the way of the Dodgers "Game Over" shirts with a silhouette of Eric Gagne and actual blue fuzzy hair coming out of the shirt for his goatee. They were relevant and appropriate for about 15 minutes.
However, THREE WOLVES/ONE MOON will always be relevant!!!!
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Post by 9 on May 22, 2009 13:20:30 GMT -5
I actually still have one of the Gagne GAME OVER shirts. I thought it was hilarious.
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2009 13:27:24 GMT -5
That shirt, along with my Diamondbacks Ballcap with Eric Byrnes hair velcroed to it would be a SWEET ensemble.
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Post by joetee316 on May 22, 2009 14:03:52 GMT -5
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Post by Chris on May 22, 2009 14:10:58 GMT -5
Awesome! The Legend continues!
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Post by Lindsey on May 22, 2009 20:32:09 GMT -5
I've read all those awesome testimonials. Whats the link for that? I remember almost peeing myself, I'd like to feel that again.
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