ENOUGH!!! I lead in hitting!

[$heriff Tom]

Ok, I finally had enough here, with you guys sucking off Larrys hitting. Its always been obvious this is a "stick it to Tom" sort of league, but this is the last straw. I was sitting outside today, and thinking about how I thought my hitting has been better. I just checked.

DAMN RIGHT IT IS! I have the best overall hitting in this league!!!!!!! ME, not Larry! Not you! Not anyone else!

MY TEAM leads this league in runs. MY TEAM. His is 3rd.

MY TEAM leads in singles. His is 3rd.

We are tied in doubles, in 4th.

While he is 3rd in triples and I am 6th, MY TEAM leads the whole league in Home runs! His is 8th.

MY TEAM is 2nd in RBIS, his is SIXTH.

He has me beat in stolen bases. YAY! Im still at a respectable 6th. He is also 3rd in double plays, and my team has grounded into....oh, yeah, THE LEAST!!

I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING HITTING IN THIS LEAGUE.
So keep talking about "dealing with Larry" and kissing Larrys ass, and sucking his balls. Add this to one pitcher with a 9-1 record, another 8-2, and I got the overall best team in this league, coming on strong.

I dont mind the trash talking, but enough with ignoring THE FACTS.

[MSBNYY]

As of today, Tom's hitting does lead Larry's, by a score of 2028 to 1977.

This is a bitter rivalry that has clearly spilled over to a new thread. I'll track this when I feel like it. But right now, Tom's claims are indeed justified.

[Bad Mouth Larry]

1 word. depth. tom will cry all year about injuries. i wont with my hitting because im so deep at many positions. tom starts christian guzman at ss. enough said.

[MSBNYY]

Since the last post, Larry has cut Tom's lead in hitting by 9 points, but Tom remains the league leader in hitting by a score of 2057-2015.

[IronHorse4]

You guys duke it out for that title all you like. I'll be happy to hang 100 or so points behind that and continue to lead the overall.

[Bad Mouth Larry]

keep dreaming. im coming up fast. and i dont give a shit about the hitting title. tom needs that to hold onto something as he slips further and further behind us in the standings......

[$heriff Tom]

tom needs that to hold onto something as he slips further and further behind us in the standings......

Do you pay attention at all? I mean, really?

Falls behind? A few weeks ago I was around 7th. Ive only been in 4th a couple of weeks, with no signs of relenting that. Ive also cut Justins overall lead on me in half. So whats this "falling further behind" malarky?

Wow.

[Bad Mouth Larry]

tom is about to fall to 3rd place overall in pitching. he should pat himself on the back though. he is 2nd to me in the league by 150 points.

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Tudor City Hookers 7 3450
The Bureau 3343
The Swingin' Dicks 3314
Hoboken Nine 3243
Uggla Stick 3204
NJ Barflies of LI 3178
Country Clubs Finest 3106
Just Too Easy 3096
Wolftones 3024

[Bad Mouth Larry]

so i guess there was a reason all along that everyone was "sucking off my hitting". im the story this year and its burning you up more and more as each day goes by.