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Post by MSBNYY on Jun 26, 2009 8:09:06 GMT -5
To the tune of We Are the World:
We are the dead...
We are the corpses...
We are the ones off to a better place...
Cause we're not breathin'
Now our VOICE is silent....
they didn't save our lives...
our hearts have stopped and CPR can't make them beat....
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Post by crazilyz on Jun 26, 2009 8:18:46 GMT -5
Damn Balls. Here's a blast from the past for those of us that remember the accident he had while shooting the Pepsi commercial...
I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag. Pepsi cola burnt him up and now he's drinking 7-up.
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Post by MSBNYY on Jun 26, 2009 8:23:17 GMT -5
From the desk of Uptown Mike...
Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, G-d grantedher one wish... Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe.... So he killed Michael Jackson
From the desk of Staten Island Ritchie...
Because of all the plastic in his body, Michael Jackson will be melted down and turned into Lego, so the kids can play with HIM for a change
AND
Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 26, 2009 8:58:19 GMT -5
My first visit into this thread to say its not funny, and its also my last. Have fun with it.
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Post by baldvinny on Jun 26, 2009 11:51:28 GMT -5
in honor of his passing, K-mart is running a sale. all boys pants are half-off
i'll also be making R.I.P. P.Y.T. shirts (no im not)
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 26, 2009 12:02:26 GMT -5
I think it's too easy to make fun of him so it isn't any fun to bash him. I will say I was right when my friend told me, right away I said I bet he did some drugs and it caused his cardiac arrest. Cactus James is always right and the smartest man alive.
Out of all this Paul better get the rights to The Beatles songs back.
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Post by Chris on Jun 26, 2009 12:45:46 GMT -5
I wonder if he will come back as a zombie in a red leather suit.
EDIT: I wish to stress that this wise-crack in no way endorses a belief in the occult.
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Post by MSBNYY on Jun 26, 2009 12:46:52 GMT -5
Just because it's easy doesn't mean it's inappropriate.
After all, it's just Human Nature.
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Post by Jason Giambi on Jun 26, 2009 13:28:13 GMT -5
My first visit into this thread to say its not funny, and its also my last. Have fun with it. we blanket |
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Post by 9 on Jun 26, 2009 16:34:09 GMT -5
Cactus James is always right and the smartest man alive. I need a strong drink. |
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Post by Lindsey on Jun 26, 2009 19:30:58 GMT -5
My first visit into this thread to say its not funny, and its also my last. Have fun with it. I agree. |
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Post by MSBNYY on Jun 29, 2009 11:33:22 GMT -5
Michael Jackson autopsy report is in! Don't blame it on a bad heart. Don't blame on the Demerol. Don't blame it on the doctor. Blame it on the Boogie....
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Post by Jason Giambi on Jun 29, 2009 12:06:07 GMT -5
when they tried to give him CPR, his nose fell off.
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Post by MSBNYY on Jun 29, 2009 13:23:02 GMT -5
MacCauley Culkin refuses to attend Michael Jackson's funeral. He said their time together left a bad taste in his mouth.
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Post by MSBNYY on Jul 1, 2009 6:15:34 GMT -5
The Yankees are now 5-0 since Michael Jackson died.
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Post by 9 on Jul 1, 2009 22:20:13 GMT -5
If someone bumps off Diana Ross, we could win the whole fucking thing!
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Post by MSBNYY on Jul 2, 2009 6:44:54 GMT -5
6-0
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Post by crazilyz on Jul 2, 2009 9:23:53 GMT -5
If someone bumps off Diana Ross, we could win the whole fucking thing! Hmmm...the remaining members of the Supremes are known enemies of hers. |
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