Post by MSBNYY on Mar 22, 2010 9:17:30 GMT -5
Today may be the worst day in American history since 9/11, but it's also Shatmas!
So sing!
Now SING!
On the first day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the second day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the third day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the fourth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the fifth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the sixth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the seventh day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the eighth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the ninth day of Shatmas the great one gave to me:
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the tenth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the eleventh day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
eleven Klingon bastards,
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the twelfth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
twelve hippies dying,
eleven Klingon bastards,
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
So sing!
Now SING!
On the first day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the second day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the third day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the fourth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the fifth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the sixth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the seventh day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the eighth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the ninth day of Shatmas the great one gave to me:
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the tenth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the eleventh day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
eleven Klingon bastards,
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
On the twelfth day of Shatmas, the great one gave to me:
twelve hippies dying,
eleven Klingon bastards,
ten flying dropkicks,
nine phasers firing,
eight gorgeous green chicks,
seven totaled cop cars
six pregnant tribbles,
FIVE DEAD REDSHIRTS,
four Denny Cranes,
three mirror doubles,
two humpback whales,
and a double fisted punch to my knee.
