Last email you sent thread

[Chris]

I saw this once on some email poll or something, and some of the answers were pretty funny (things sometimes can be pretty funny when viewing them out of context). So your resonse would be the last email you sent at the time of reading this thread (and you can take out who it's to or any other info that needs to remain private):

Mine, not so funny:


CR 5456 is a requirement to update the data base management system that (apparently) is used for RealityLINx development, to v.10.0. I wasn't sure if there was some sort of redistributable that ships with RealityLINx much in the same way that some apps redistribute SQL Server. I checked the registry for references to "FastObjects" or "Versant" after installing RealityLINx but I didn't really see anything significant. Could you give me some insight on this? Thanks.

Chris

[elliejay21]

Got from a mailing list I am on & forwarded to an unemployed friend...

Subject: Job lead...

Job Related: Front Desk Admin 35k
Posted by: "chowee66" [e-mail] chowee66
Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:30 am (PST)
Executive Search Firm is seeking a very professional minded individual
to manage the front desk and support the staff on various projects.

Must have strong computer skills and friendly phone demeanor.

Office experience a must!!

Please send resume to [e-mail]

[Chrissy]

Well, this was actually sent TO me, but my "LMAO!" response didn't seem worth posting:

"You caught me as I am shutting down, I think I can say I officially made no contribution to the workings of XYZ [not the real name] Capital today, but should u need to know anything on the car bombs in England, I am you gal...

Oh yeah I think I may pass on the Giant game in London, looks like they got some kinks to work out."

[Chris]

my response to an email from a friend from out of state telling me how excited her husband is because he's in Anaheim on business and there's a Shriner's convention at his hotel:


HAHAHA – why is that exciting?

[nyyanksagain]

[e-mail]

[grover]

I sent an Email to the administrator on "Stupidfuckingthreadsonheachlehouse.com"

[Chris]

Yet you chose to post in it! Interesting.

A psychoanalysts wet dream!

[cactusjames]

Not really an email but on myspace I got a message from someone who appearantly knows me yet I don't remember him. He said he thought I was a douchebag in MIDDLE school, and always wanted to beat my ass. I sent this response, short, precist, and to the point:

Subject: Go Fuck Your Mother

Message: Cunt

[MSBNYY]

Could you cut and paste the exact e-mail he sent you?

[Chris]

Yes, please. I second that request.

[cactusjames]

I already got rid of that shit, first off I think it's a guy whos mistaken me for someone else, and secondly the noly thing he said was i'm a douche bag and wanted to fight me then. Worse spelling mistakes than I make, I also think his profile said he was 16, so it's not likely he ever met me if he did go to the same school. Plus this is last email YOU sent, not that got sent to you. If he writes back I'll post that one, it was on myspace so that shit gets lost with all the junk shit I get on that fucking thing.

He actually posted that douche bag thing on a blog, I deleted that. He sent this as a private message along with that.

Subject: you fucking ass hole
Body: you dont know how badly i wanted to kick your ass in 6th 7th 8th grade.you fucking twig



Obviously he doesn't know me cause I used to whip the wrestlings teams ass in wrestling, and the coach. This has to be a prank cause I was never a twig.

[MSBNYY]

You should continue this feud.

[cactusjames]

I posted a blog on it ripping him an asshole. But fuck it casue I'm not plugging my myspace like a faggot. I hate myspace and hate people.

[MSBNYY]

Yeah, but it sounds like you are pissing him off. You'd be surprised how amusing it is to piss someone off while you don't care about his responses. It's not hard to do, and you have an advantage over this guy.

[cactusjames]

He comes out of nowhere calling me out, how exactly is tht pissing him off? My response is warranted, and if he is serious, if this is for real then that was the perfect match to light the fire. Sitting there saying nothing would have him think i'm a pussy. Fuck that noise. The cocksucker actually had his prifile set to private, so I can see pics or rad shit to find out who tbis fucking guy is. If I'm gonna get him to expose himself and make it known who he is that was the way.

I bet it was nothing, a fucking loser with nothing better to do then look up people in one of his yearbooks and try to fu k with them. With that school option in search it isn't hard, it could be fucking anyone.

[MSBNYY]

He called you out, you responded, and he got really mad. You probably don't give the slightest bit about this guy or his reactions. You're in his head. No matter what he says to you, you're in control.

[yanksgooner]

wOW...If this thread isn't a cry for help..I don't know what is?

[cactusjames]

First of all,this is the last email you sent thread, I posted my last mail sent and a discussion started. This isn't a cry for anything cuntlips.

Secondly, Balls he never responded. He sent both things at once, the blog response and then a private message. That's when I sent shit back and ripped him one in a blog. He probably won't respond after that. If he does, I'll be suprised.

[9]

I don't even know where to start ... wow.

[MSBNYY]

If he responds, go get him.

[kingdzbws]

[grover]

I sent an email out to someone. I think they got it. Tomorrow, I will send another. Hopefully they will get it then.

[Chris]

From ME:

"Because it's more impressive off sheer memory. I pulled "Freejack" and "Labyrinth" right out of my head....anyone can look smart being a Google Gangster! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Chris]

Not an email I sent, but an email I received.

This is, from all appearances, an email from a legit IT recruiter in Tarrytown:


Hi Dude,
Hope your doing great.

I have an urgent requirement for Software Configuration Engineer Position in Tarrytown, NY. Please read the requirement and forward me the matching resumes with contact details.

Title : Software Configuration Engineer
Location : Tarrytown, NY
Duration : 6 Months contract

*** Only US Citizens or Green Card Holders ***

Job Responsibilities
Applicant will maintain and administer software configuration management environments for multiple small to medium size development projects throughout the entire development cycle. This individual will be responsible for:
Planning, scheduling, and tracking software configuration management activities across multiple projects.
Planning, implementing, documenting, and administering configuration control procedures across multiple projects.
Administering maintaining, and troubleshooting source and change control repositories.
Executing, verifying, and troubleshooting full software system builds.
Implementing, maintaining, and troubleshooting software build environments for specific projects.
Verifying and documenting software build content.
Defining, implementing, and documenting software deployment strategies and installation procedures.
Working with Supply Chain and Manufacturing groups to structure software components for commercialization.
Archiving software versions and transferring them to other departments for release and distribution.
Contributing to continuing process improvement of all software configuration management activities and procedures.
All activities must be performed in compliance with all regulatory, ISO 9000, and company guidelines and procedures.

Required/Preferred Skills
Applicant must be a self-starter, meticulous, and detail-oriented. Leadership potential is highly desirable. Ability to independently manage multiple, concurrent tasks and track to schedule a must. Excellent written and oral communication skills required.

Required technical skills:
Software configuration management experience on a medium to large team (5+ developers) through two or more full development cycles.
Experience architecting, implementing, and troubleshooting solutions for remote software installation.
Experience using and administering source control tools eg. ClearCase, Perforce, Surround SCM, Visual SourceSafe.
Experience using and administering defect tracking tools eg. DevTrack, TestTrack Pro, ClearQuest.

Preferred technical skills:
Experience with automated build tools eg. Automated Build studio, MSBuild, VisualBuild.
1+ year coding experience with VB 6.0, VB.NET or C#.
1+ year experience with VBScript or similar scripting language.
Experience configuring and using virtualization tools eg. Virtual PC, VMWare Workstation.
Experience using InstallShield tool to create and troubleshoot software installations.

Warm Regards,

Imran Khan, 732-750-5500 shree
Sr.Technical Recruiter
CAT Technology Inc.
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