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Post by dabadguy on Nov 16, 2007 9:59:30 GMT -5
Yesterday at the MFers headquarters 2 of the founding members were in meetings all day. They sat with A-Frosts' people and were trying to decide if they should bring him back for a second year. A-Frost was not available for comment. He did however prepare a list of demands to bring him back.
1. He wanted us to make sure Balls was a MFer so we could bench him for the whole game.
2. He wanted $275 mil for the next 10 years.
3. He wanted to be brought in by helicopter and land right at the pitchers mound 5 minutes before game time.
4. He wanted us to be called A-Frosts' MFers from now on.
After reading his demands, the members of the MFers decided to tell A-Frost to take a hike!!!!!! First off there will be no dorks on our team. Second, we don't have any money. Third, there is no way they would allow a helicopter land in the middle of the field. And last, the MFers are and always will be Larry,Donahue,and myself. We are the founders and will always make every descion for the team. Tone516 will be captain in 2008 and it will be a year no one will ever forget.
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Post by grover on Nov 16, 2007 10:09:57 GMT -5
I have a feeling this year is going to be one of the funniest disasters ever.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 10:12:21 GMT -5
its with great pleasure that we announce our disassociation with a-frost, or as i like to call him, a-fraud. like many big time free agent signings before him, a-frost failed to do what he was brought in to do, win a title. or how about a fuckin game.
get your seatbelts on. i had prepared stats for yesterdays meetings and i am prepared to divulge some ugly stats to the media. more to follow.....
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 10:13:15 GMT -5
i cant beleive tone516 is going to be our captain. im honored! as is the entire motherfuckers organization which consists of me, mike and mike i guess....
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Post by dabadguy on Nov 16, 2007 10:27:40 GMT -5
Larry, it had to be done. I don't know if you are aware of this but he did bet money against us. He is all abt himself. And I now feel better that he didn't get one for the thumb. Now he could stick that thumb up his ass.
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Post by grover on Nov 16, 2007 10:53:42 GMT -5
I would be shocked if Tone doesn't make it in as a captain.
What remains to be seen is who else will want to take a stab at it. We have quite a few names to choose from.
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Post by MSBNYY on Nov 16, 2007 10:54:36 GMT -5
Tone is a no brainer. It's his time. He probably would have had it last year if he were around.
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Post by grover on Nov 16, 2007 11:01:11 GMT -5
This is also the year we tie JW to a chair and force him to draft.
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Post by MSBNYY on Nov 16, 2007 11:03:49 GMT -5
I'll buy the rope. He'd be a GREAT captain.
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Post by jwmcc on Nov 16, 2007 11:15:02 GMT -5
Good luck with that.
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Post by thecaptain15 on Nov 16, 2007 11:40:51 GMT -5
My greatest "captaining" achievement was denying Frost a championship........almost sweeter than winning one!!!
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 12:28:29 GMT -5
yea, great cap. that means a lot to me.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 12:30:33 GMT -5
there are 10 all time motherfuckers who dont have a hit. all 10 only played one season (meaning one game) with the club. they will remain nameless. but this is going to get ugly as i climb this list.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 12:39:12 GMT -5
the all time motherfuckers hits leader is mike donahue with 6. all singles.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 12:58:18 GMT -5
the all time motherfuckers runs leader is midget mike with 5.  |
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 12:59:59 GMT -5
the all time motherfuckers rbi leader is larry with 5.  |
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 13:17:13 GMT -5
the biggest dissappointment by far to the motherfuckers is that of 2 time motherfucker, baloo. touted as a power hitting lefty, baloo turned into mush when joining the franchise. his .167 ba is tied with phil for worst avg for a player with at least 1 hit. you would think if you could only get 1 hit in 2 games, you could at least slug something, but no, his slugging % is .167 as well. at least he scored a run and had an rbi on a sf.  the other motherfucker with the same avg is phil. phil wasnt touted to hit as much as baloo. phil also filled in as a spot started when jackasses plane was grounded because they thought he was a terrorist thereby missing his chance at being a motherfucker in 06. phil pitched very well in that game especially after his defense let him down the first 2 innings. he really hung in there. his 2 errors in 2 seasons with the motherfuckers is suspect. for someone with such bad numbers, he really was a pivotal part of his teams in helping them keep things competitive. not like that big baboon, baloo. |
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Post by King98er on Nov 16, 2007 13:23:16 GMT -5
Yes I have really sucked a cock the last few years, I guess when Pops robs you of a HR I started to get down on myself, with that, I hope to be a MFer next year!
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Post by Chris on Nov 16, 2007 13:33:38 GMT -5
HA!!!!! Love the football jersey and the non-descript bat, Larry. That looks like one of the bats they beat Nicki Santoro and his brother with Dominick with.
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Post by Jason Giambi on Nov 16, 2007 13:51:53 GMT -5
Nicki Santoro?
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Post by Chris on Nov 16, 2007 15:05:46 GMT -5
NickY
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Post by Chris on Nov 16, 2007 15:06:49 GMT -5
And look how Larry spatted his cleats like Yaz.
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Post by Jason Giambi on Nov 16, 2007 15:11:56 GMT -5
Nicky Santoro?
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Post by kingdzbws on Nov 16, 2007 15:22:11 GMT -5
Nicky Santoro.  |
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Post by Chris on Nov 16, 2007 15:22:41 GMT -5
Netflix Casino
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Post by Jason Giambi on Nov 16, 2007 15:22:45 GMT -5
oh, the Ant.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 16:15:39 GMT -5
another dissappointing motherfucker was jackass in 2006. the guy never made it to the mound. phil filled in well, but the motherfuckers took a major hit to their defense when jackass was held at customs on suspicion of terrorism the day of the tournament. oh what could have been if we fielded the defense we intended. oh what could have been. without even stepping on the pitch, jackass is the #2 motherfucker dissappointment behind only baloo.  |
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 16:32:40 GMT -5
what does spatted my cleats mean?
i had to tape one up that day as i blew the sole out on my cleat that morning warming up. the other blew out about a month later. i still need to replace those cleats.
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Post by Chris on Nov 16, 2007 16:55:04 GMT -5
"Spatting cleats consists of wrapping each shoe with a roll or two of tape. While most athletic trainers agree the snug fit - a spatted cleat can get so thick it looks like a cast - does little for ankle support, it does serve a bigger purpose as a fashion statement on the field.
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Some guys do use spat as a secure tape job for securing an ankle, but for the most part spatting is just for the look. "
Yaz used to spat his cleats...football players routinely spat their cleats.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Nov 16, 2007 16:58:00 GMT -5
gotcha. nope, not spatted. just used some tape to keep em together!!!
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