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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 30, 2007 8:46:44 GMT -5
Joe T's canned peaches.
I mean, come on.
I'll never forget a bunch of us out there shooting the old shinola, and he pulls out his can of peaches and I think he even bought a nice spoon from home for them.
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Post by joeet316 on Mar 30, 2007 10:24:03 GMT -5
That's too funny. Wasn't expecting to hear that. It is true. I have gotten a lot of ridicule for those peaches. We were hanging in the park for pre-game festivities and I pulled out some peaches to hold over my hunger. I can't remember if they were the plastic Dole container or a tin can, but they may have been tin because I don't think I was privy to the plastic containers at that time. Trying to remember if I did bring my own metal spoon as well. I may have. I don't think I was using a plastic sppoon for canned peaches.
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Post by kingdzbws on Mar 30, 2007 10:41:33 GMT -5
A Drunken fan sprawled on the floor inside the fetid corner stall of the mens room puking into the cigarette, feces and urine soaked toilet. This kid was literally soaked in piss and shit as the cops made his friends pick him up and carry him out. The capper was Staten Island Joe calling out, 'Hey you got a turd on your shirt dude"
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 30, 2007 10:48:39 GMT -5
Yeah, Joe, I remember you pulling out cutlery from home. I was astounded. Another wacky food sighting was Phil showing up to the park one morning on a 90 degree day with piping hot soup, while we were all trying to get our drink on. And, I forgot who - it may have been Black Metal Mike, popping out and munching on cottage cheese with a spoon.
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Post by kingdzbws on Mar 30, 2007 11:00:40 GMT -5
How 'bout a mouthful of pretzel and bubble yum courtesy of Ms. Gail.
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 30, 2007 11:16:27 GMT -5
This one is from 2006...
Before the first pitch of the game, there were two underage drunk chicks sitting in about Row F. Just before the game, one of them puked out the alcohol all over Row C. I believe Kenny's seat took the brunt.
Steve, sitting in Row B got a nice pregame souvenir on his shirt.
I forget if the girls were either escorted out or left on their own really fast, but they were gone before the liquid part of the puke ventured toward my row. Within minutes though, Yankee brass assessed the situation and brought out that magic shit that they use when kids puke in schools. They did a good job cleaning the place up, though no one wanted to sit in that seat until the next rain.
In a sidebar, Vinny went outside to get Steve a shirt, and apparently saw these chicks trying to get served at Stan's.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 30, 2007 11:45:12 GMT -5
I remember one time some drunkard got into a fight out there, and was being dragged out by his neck. Problem was, he had a kid at the game with him, that was left behind screaming and howling crying, scared to death and very upset.
So what do the kind folk in Bleacher 39 do, but chant, "your Daddies going to Jail! Your Daddies going to Jail! at him.
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 30, 2007 12:00:11 GMT -5
THAT RULES!!!!
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Post by joetee316 on Mar 30, 2007 12:16:35 GMT -5
One weekend afternoon game before I started sitting out with the regulars, I was sitting out in the second to last row in section 41. A woman is sitting behind us with her kids. Suddenly my friend and I are hearing a unique sound that you only hear in the bathroom. Sure enough the mother had her son take a leak right there in the back row. Utter amazement. We shot each other a look and moved our seats elsewhere.
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Post by dabadguy on Mar 30, 2007 18:03:38 GMT -5
The worst thing seen in the bleachers was everyone who came after the 98 season.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Apr 3, 2007 13:22:21 GMT -5
99 world series i was sitting in 37 near the back and some dude kept pissing right in his seat.
but my favorite story dates back to my 37 days. circa 1992 or 1993. i beleive the date was 8/4, we were playing a day game at the Stadium during the week. a beautiful sunny warm afternoon. this dates back to the days when toronto contstantly beat us in the standings for a decade or so. so they were a heated rival (not so much these days). so here we are, losing 1-0 in the fourth when someone on the blow jays decides to jack a 3 run homerun to take a 4-0 lead. this little hatian dude wiht non shirt on is cheering crazily for that homerun. an obvious toronto fan. he is 2 rows in front of me. the guy sitting between us is a HUGE biker dude. he gets so pissed off about the little nig jumping up and down that the biker decides to put his cigar out. on the hatians bare back. craziest shit ive ever seen. the melee that ensued was phenomenal. it took about 10 burns officials to break it up and get the hatian guy out on river ave. thankfully, the biker was allowed to stay.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Apr 3, 2007 13:23:41 GMT -5
the amount of beer that was thrown on us was also unbeleivable. we mustve been doused with 20 or so beers. good times, good times. lol.
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Post by grover on Apr 13, 2007 0:47:47 GMT -5
Hmmmmm, worst so bad it's good thing was Steve drunk off his ass angrily yelling at a retard in the tier to sit down, and seeing the retard get startled and sit down. When I told Steve he yelled at a retard, he replied "I don't give a fuck. If he's retarded he should be in his seat or in jail."
I also remember some old lady, all fucked up, weeping and sobbing for her son, walking up to the top of the bleachers, batshit crazy. Unfortunately for us, she had a large area of her pants covered in shit. I don't mean a small streak, I mean she had some runny shit and let it lose in those pants. All of it. She cleared the top out in a hurry.
Anything with Gail is nasty. LOL
Teddy: "Clean your nose for God's sake!"
Gail: "Teddy, listen, I saw Bernie and...."
Teddy: "I don't give a shit clean your fucking nose already!"
LOL!
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on Apr 13, 2007 8:42:30 GMT -5
i miss teddy. talk about a funny motherfucker.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Apr 13, 2007 13:02:23 GMT -5
I remember one game Teddy and I were sitting next to one another, there was a lot of room that day. We spent over 3 hours just ripping everything and everyone to one another, complaining and making snarky remarks. When the game ended a stranger walked up and thanked us for being so entertaining while being so miserable.
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Post by nobeernofun on Apr 20, 2007 19:53:00 GMT -5
That Clown who did the flip over the rail in to the runway bet. 37 & 39 . he lands on his face he's down E.M.S. comes & patches him back together . he walks back up to his seat all bandaged up his shirt all ripped & full of blood . he turns around & runs back down & to do the flip over again . Bam !!!! he lands on his face one more time . lol
Grover I remember that night with the old woman with the shit pants . they let her in with a push cart too .
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 14, 2007 9:55:37 GMT -5
In the "worst things seen" category, I would be remiss if I did not mention Steve Mason's microphone. Mason was the 102.7 jock that gave the Creatures the biggest platform we have had to shout from. I mean, geez, the guy once did a full 6-10AM show on the Creatures and their antics, and a dozen of us called in during the show.
Anyhoo, the game he came out and did some recording with his cohort Sue and producer Schleppo, he had one of those Bob Barker long magic wandy microphones. It was total Price is Right. I remember someone quipped, "hey, you can lean that out on the field and get a comment from the second baseman with that thing."
Yeah, that long mic was dumb.
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Post by MSBNYY on May 14, 2007 10:03:32 GMT -5
Bob Barker's mic kicks ass though.
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Post by jwmcc on May 14, 2007 10:40:12 GMT -5
".I mean, geez, the guy once did a full 6-10AM show on the Creatures and their antics"
I still have that entire show on tape.
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 14, 2007 10:50:44 GMT -5
Hey, can you run me off a copy of that, or whatever you have from it? You got a dual deck?
I still have a heap of my phonecalls on random cassette tapes chucked in scattered duffel bags at the bottom of my closet. I really need to pull those out and safekeep them, they're a hoot.
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Post by jwmcc on May 14, 2007 11:03:20 GMT -5
I have one but it's at my parent's house in the Bronx. I'll try to see if copying is possible in the next few weeks when I have to help out with cleaning the attic and such.
Jw
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 14, 2007 11:08:14 GMT -5
Absolutely no rush on something like this. I am just bemused that the tape of the whole show is still out there, and would enjoy listening to it again.
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Post by angel17 on May 21, 2007 12:35:58 GMT -5
I think one of the funniest thing I seen in the bleachers, when I brought Sherry to her first game and Tom puked on her feet. Welcome to the Bleachers  The worst is when Aniba was in charge of giving out the comp tickets and how he made some of the creatures beg for them.. |
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 21, 2007 12:48:59 GMT -5
when I brought Sherry to her first game and Tom puked on her feet
Sounds like a scene from a bad S&M flick.
Was that the game where I decided to try tobacco? Good golly. I remember being sick as all Hell, but I waited until the game ended, and threw up at that instant. I even have a classic shot at home of me slumped on the seat, doubled over, finishing up my gusher.
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Post by Bad Mouth Larry on May 31, 2007 16:16:34 GMT -5
lol @ aniba. that guy was a fucking prick.
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The worst is when Aniba was in charge of giving out the comp tickets and how he made some of the creatures beg for them..