Hair v. Hair

[MSBNYY]

I don't know if they will back out or not, but last night, Sancho and Sid agreed to a Hair v. Hair Triathalon. Three events. If you lose 2, you have to have your head shaven bald--to Vinny's level.

We're trying to figure out the three events. Sid won't eat red meat, and of course, everything has to be legal and something that won't get these people put in the hospital.

After long discussion, the first event is going to be an eating contest. But the two contestants want the people to decide what they eat.

So, the choices are simple.

1. Pizza
2. Fried Chicken (chicken sticks at US Fried Chicken).

Discuss.

[$heriff Tom]

Please make sure no one is going to back out on this. I would terribly hate to waste my time working this out for it to never happen.

Who is going to pay for all this food they are going to attempt to eat? My vote is chicken sticks, by the way.

I say one event should be a long-jump. We had that planned for our never-to-be "Bleacher Creature Olympics" in the park. You dont need the park to do it, though. Just have them run and jump somewhere, and mark it off.

They should also play a game of something, like checkers. Best 2 of 3 or something, in the back of the bodega, in front of whoever wants to watch.

[MSBNYY]

Actually, I think a board game is a GREAT idea. Believe me, I am hoping they don't back out.

Sid definitely wants it to be pizza. He thinks he has Sancho's number there. Sancho prefers chicken sticks, though both are willing to let the people decide.

While I like the standing long jump idea, I don't know if that would fly with the contestants. Sancho isn't big on a physical challenge.

The board game idea could actually extend the contest.

Here's the one issue with a triathalon--if one person wins the first two events, there would be no third event--UNLESS of course it was still possible for the person who is two events down to win, kind of like the Eliminator on American Gladiators.

We SHOULD have done a bleacher olympics. Shane had suggested an egg on a spoon race.

[$heriff Tom]

In all deference to Shane, thats kids stuff to what we had planned. We had the long jump, a relay race around the track, sprints, and even an undefined "gymnastics" event. There was one evening where we were all practicing our long jumps, and who can forget the races between Gang Bang and I, which included him beating me jogging backwards.

If I am in a triathalon with hair on the line - not that I have much hair to lose - I dont do something like an egg on a spoon race, which is a whim and not really a talent. I want events where I KNOW I have a shot to win. You have to let those two guys pick the things they think they can succeed in. Eggs on spoons leaves too much to chance.

[MSBNYY]

I agree, which is why they both have some input in the process. The eating contest is definitely a beginning. I love the board game idea, and will run it by them. Could you imagine if the events are 1-1 and it all comes down to a game of checkers or Monopoly? Or even, dare I say it, a game of Sorry?

[$heriff Tom]

Ah, the SORRY tourney...another idea that never got off the ground. In time I will discuss these matters in full in the Memory Lane section, I started a thread for it. For now, back to Sancho and Sid. Honestly, I give this a 5% chance of happening. Sounds like bombast to me.

[Ms. Jericho]

I've got my money on not going to happen. (But I am not confident enough to put my hair on not going to happen.)

[thecaptain15]

Tom I suggest the Gordon Solie game........

Also a beer drinking contest of some sort.....if your going to have eating you have to have drinking......

and I think chicken sticks makes for a more fun eating contest....

[sancho231]

oh this is going down. and i think a board game could work. but lets get round one out of the way

[MSBNYY]

I think I agree with Captain about the chicken sticks.

If beer is going to be an event, I think it should be good old fashioned chugging. I don't know how Sid would feel about that.

So maybe we have event 1 be Chicken Sticks.

Event 2 would be the board game.

And in the event of a tie--

Beer chugging (if Sid agrees).

Spread the word of this contest.

I'm thinking the chicken stick eating could be on May 23, one week after the bachelor party.

[siddakid]

I'll tell you all now... I will put my hair on the line cause at this rate I can care less if it does or not, Sancho has way more to lose (no pun intended) with the hair deal.

I'm done with the board game for sure, that's a given (Monoply or Sorry?)

I'd rather one up him with Beer chugging and go with a big bottle of Jamesons instead

I want to see what you guys think... Pizza or Chicken Stix cause I will finance the Pizza and Jamesons on the spot AND I will supply a pair of cordless clippers for the hair shaving too!

[MSBNYY]

Wouldn't chugging a bottle of Jameson put you in the hospital? Obviously, I don't know. I think the people want chicken stix. My personal opinion, as a member of that important group known as the people, is that beer chugging is a far more traditional event. Perhaps first to chug a 40?

I think speed should be a factor in that one as well--like the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Maybe most chicken stix in 15 minutes.

[EEEAZY]

I discussed this with the cowbell man and we came up with:

10 shots of and a sack race.

3 forty ounces and a game of baby oil twister in their underwear.

A drunken dance off YOU GOT SERVED STYLE and let the crowd vote on the winner.

Any contest from the BEERFEST movie.

We will keep working on this until both parties have an agreement.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!

I think balls should REF the event. I would do it but being related to Sancho might be a conflict.

Im willing to finance this event as long as is a reasonable amount.

[$heriff Tom]

I was going to say, someone is going to need to pay for the chicken sticks and bottles of hooch.

From my seat in the peanut gallery sounds like Sid is cool with getting a shave, so he's in a win-win. I expect Sancho to realize this at some point and demur.

Word on the street is the bodega may not be a good locale for head-shaving and mass pandamonium. Another locale should be considered if the proper authorities step in and shut it down.

[siddakid]

Over on the other side Gooner made a great point about not doing it right now cause the Bodega is attracting too many asshole Mess, Gay Sox Nation and fake ass fans there now. Too many people lighting up joints and just too risky to get pinched for some innocent fun.

I suggest we move the contest to another venue that only the section knows of.

[MSBNYY]

A DANCE off would be BRILLIANT, though that would be hard to work. Maybe they would have to dance to various stadium tunes.

Don't worry about doing it at the bodega. You don't need the bodega to eat chicken or play a board game. If people don't want it there, that's fine. You might as well have the first event AT US Fried Chicken.

We don't want either of the contestants to get sick or drink themselves into the hospital. I just wish we could think of a way where a third event could be handicapped and for all the marbles--like the eliminator on American Gladiators.

Personally, I would vote against twister in the underwear because that would require seeing these guys in their underwear. Sick freaks.

I have to see Beerfest. I still say if there is a third event, and it's alcohol related, a good old fashioned beer chugging contest is the way to go. And that can be done in a bar so no one worries about anything.

[thecaptain15]

EEEAZY

Why is your location listed as the Bronx when it is Yonkers??