Post by $heriff Tom on Nov 14, 2007 10:35:28 GMT -5
Stumbled upon this over the weekend cause Chris Jericho was a scheduled guest. Remembered hearing about it a few months ago, thinking it was a cool premise, and forgetting all about it. Now its set to tape on the DVR nightly for later viewing.
Fox News Channel, which should already alienate a few of you. 3AM, which will take care of just about everyone else. Taped earlier in the night, of course.
I have seen this compared to the free-flying Colbert Report (I would not know, I have not even seen 2 seconds of Colbert footage) and all other kinds of zany things. Basically the host just rattles off topics and his rotating panel cracks jokes. They work blue a lot of the time, there have been references to anal sex and under the table blows already.
Seems they go for the obligatory looker to sit on the panel nightly, they have already run through Savana Samson and some flooze that wrote for Maxim and now has some sort of hipster mag out there. They have this one mystery Fox reporter/producer named Anna Gilligan that everyone seems to love, but can legit find absolutely no real background on.
Other panelists have included Jericho, Michael Madsen (who I had never seen before in anything, but I kind of like him...he even answered his cell phone during his appearance) and Greg Brady. This week Andrew WK is slated!
Topics the last few days have included "taser parties replacing tupperware parties", a Texas town trying to ban swingers, wether or not kids who have sex early are more or less prone to crime, that NY real estate agent who was beaten with a yoga stick, and that stupid car being built for muslims.
The show has some laugh out loud moments, and its one of those shows where you can hear the camera crew and grips hollering and guffawing in the back. Its a mess, but a fun mess.
The furthest and most realistic appeal I could make to you is to set your DVR for 3 this morning, and check this show out.
Host Greg Gutfeld opens up with a "monologue" of sorts....here is this weeks. Gives you an idea of what waters this show dips in.
I was watching tv, and they had this lady on talking about how great free-range turkeys are for Thanksgiving. By allowing the bird its freedom, she says, it ends up living a better life, one based on instinct, not industry.
Of course, none of this has any effect on their inevitable outcome, which is the centerpiece of your dinner table, where they will be torn to be pieces by an angry mob of hungry relatives. And this is where the idea of "free range being humane" falls apart.
What's worse: raising an animal for food - or raising an animal for food, but pretending you're not? The latter is actually crueler, because you're setting the bird up for a fall. He thinks life is unicorns and rainbows, and then you kill it. Keep the bird in a cage, and the prospect of death seems like a release. It's how I view my life currently, FYI.
But if you really feel strongly about their living conditions, then I suggest you adopt a turkey, where you not only raise, but bathe, massage and spoil your very own turkey. Take him to a day spa, give it a mud bath, and enliven its loins with a relaxing rubdown. And when you're done, let's see if he feels any happier when you're shoving a pound of stuffing up its rectum. I doubt it.
And if you disagree, then you sir are worse than Hitler
Fox News Channel, which should already alienate a few of you. 3AM, which will take care of just about everyone else. Taped earlier in the night, of course.
I have seen this compared to the free-flying Colbert Report (I would not know, I have not even seen 2 seconds of Colbert footage) and all other kinds of zany things. Basically the host just rattles off topics and his rotating panel cracks jokes. They work blue a lot of the time, there have been references to anal sex and under the table blows already.
Seems they go for the obligatory looker to sit on the panel nightly, they have already run through Savana Samson and some flooze that wrote for Maxim and now has some sort of hipster mag out there. They have this one mystery Fox reporter/producer named Anna Gilligan that everyone seems to love, but can legit find absolutely no real background on.
Other panelists have included Jericho, Michael Madsen (who I had never seen before in anything, but I kind of like him...he even answered his cell phone during his appearance) and Greg Brady. This week Andrew WK is slated!
Topics the last few days have included "taser parties replacing tupperware parties", a Texas town trying to ban swingers, wether or not kids who have sex early are more or less prone to crime, that NY real estate agent who was beaten with a yoga stick, and that stupid car being built for muslims.
The show has some laugh out loud moments, and its one of those shows where you can hear the camera crew and grips hollering and guffawing in the back. Its a mess, but a fun mess.
The furthest and most realistic appeal I could make to you is to set your DVR for 3 this morning, and check this show out.
Host Greg Gutfeld opens up with a "monologue" of sorts....here is this weeks. Gives you an idea of what waters this show dips in.
I was watching tv, and they had this lady on talking about how great free-range turkeys are for Thanksgiving. By allowing the bird its freedom, she says, it ends up living a better life, one based on instinct, not industry.
Of course, none of this has any effect on their inevitable outcome, which is the centerpiece of your dinner table, where they will be torn to be pieces by an angry mob of hungry relatives. And this is where the idea of "free range being humane" falls apart.
What's worse: raising an animal for food - or raising an animal for food, but pretending you're not? The latter is actually crueler, because you're setting the bird up for a fall. He thinks life is unicorns and rainbows, and then you kill it. Keep the bird in a cage, and the prospect of death seems like a release. It's how I view my life currently, FYI.
But if you really feel strongly about their living conditions, then I suggest you adopt a turkey, where you not only raise, but bathe, massage and spoil your very own turkey. Take him to a day spa, give it a mud bath, and enliven its loins with a relaxing rubdown. And when you're done, let's see if he feels any happier when you're shoving a pound of stuffing up its rectum. I doubt it.
And if you disagree, then you sir are worse than Hitler
