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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 16:26:42 GMT -5
You know... I am so goddamned sick of being accused of liking Ted Lilly "because he's hot." Simply put, he is not hot. Is he an ace? No. BUT I like the way he PITCHES. Is it true that the Yankees have not won a World Series since the Lilly trade? Yes. Is it true that if you trace EACH pitching move, going back to the original Lilly-for-Weaver deal, the Yankees pitching got weaker by each deal? YES. So, BITE ME. Maybe I need to express this in a pitching photo essay, for the slow people... GOOD player... NOT hot. LOVE him on the field.  OUTSTANDING player... NOT hot. Liar, douche-dick, Boston scum... ALWAYS hated him.  GREAT player... HOTTIE. OK, so he banged Suzyn Waldman, does a little too much coke & got caught pulling his pud in the Mets bullpen... can't help it... Loved him on the field, love him in the booth & would love to see him naked.  Great player... Fat & SO not hot. Good numbers on the field... looking foward to seeing what he can do in the BX...  Great player... Fucking adorable. Awesome for my fantasy team... I HATE this dick... but he is definitely bangable!  OUTSTANDING player... not hot. Really like the guy... feel bad that he doesn't have a ring... but that is his own bad decision to play for a Canadian team...  The man is a god. So NOT NOT NOT hot. Looking bald & old, and like he gets his street clothes fashion tips from Deion Sanders. I love this man and worship the ground he walks upon.  Got it? |
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2009 16:39:15 GMT -5
Great player... Fat & SO not hot.
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 10, 2009 16:44:23 GMT -5
As a female fan, this post makes me sad...
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2009 16:57:01 GMT -5
Not as sad as it made CC or Mo
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 10, 2009 16:59:43 GMT -5
Seriously Laura--not only do you only like certain players because you find them hot, you don't like black people? Shall we get you a white hood too?
And way to promote steroid use too. Awful.
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Post by 9 on Mar 10, 2009 17:01:54 GMT -5
No good can possibly come from this thread.  |
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 17:06:04 GMT -5
Well, maybe it will make you feel better to know that I had to search for pics of Papelbon, because I was not quite sure what he looked like. Honestly, if I don't have particularly strong feelings for a player (because he is awesome or his face is all over the TV when he is saying stupid shit), I don't really pay attention to what they look like. From the bleachers you really cannot tell what guys look like... and even on TV, unless the guy is a big mouth, you don't really get to see faces.
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Post by Ms. Jericho on Mar 10, 2009 17:17:01 GMT -5
I think Clemens is hot. Cone, sooooo not hot.
And did you say "bangable???" Seriously?
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 10, 2009 17:18:57 GMT -5
As a female fan, this post makes me sad... |
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 17:40:43 GMT -5
I don't see that it is a big leap to rate players as slabs of beefcake.... they are in a business that rates them ENTIRELY on their physical attributes.
When people go to the track, they rate horses on their appearance, their race history, their jockeys and their personality... it is basically the same shit, but with humans, there might be some sexual attraction as part of rating people on their appearance.
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Post by 9 on Mar 10, 2009 17:42:57 GMT -5
Oh, for the love of God ...
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 17:48:24 GMT -5
Oh, and none of y'all have any problem with discussing the "attributes" of Jennie Finch... I'm so sure it is her ERA that turns you on.
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Post by Ms. Jericho on Mar 10, 2009 17:48:52 GMT -5
Slabs of beefcake? Really!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 17:53:40 GMT -5
LOL... well there are a few out there. I think there's more hotties in hockey than baseball.
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 10, 2009 18:03:28 GMT -5
I don't understand the point about Jennie Finch. Of course she's hot. What else does she do except be hot?
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2009 18:03:46 GMT -5
I don't watch women's softball, so I don't discuss Jennie Finch AT ALL.
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 10, 2009 18:04:39 GMT -5
That's because you are not a lesbian.
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Post by Ms. Jericho on Mar 10, 2009 18:16:51 GMT -5
She's pretty good at being hot though. Give her a break.
I can't think of a single hot hockey player other than DiPietro.
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2009 18:30:20 GMT -5
I'm stepping a little bit outside of my area of expertise here....but......HOCKEY PLAYERS.....hot??? Mullets, missing teeth....and you wanna chastise Mo for his wardrobe....most hockey players look like they raided Kenny Powers wardrobe.  My experience has been that chicks dig the pro surfers and beach volleyball players. |
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Post by Ms. Jericho on Mar 10, 2009 18:34:33 GMT -5
Nope, chicks dig soccer players!!!!
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Post by MSBNYY on Mar 10, 2009 18:41:05 GMT -5
This thread is appalling.
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Post by 9 on Mar 10, 2009 19:06:03 GMT -5
Agreed.
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Post by elliejay21 on Mar 10, 2009 19:06:17 GMT -5
In that case, we must keep it going!
I honestly have never seen any pro surfers or pro volleyball players & I wouldn't know any soccer players if I fell over them. Once I met a hot guy in a bar & he claimed he played pro soccer...
DePietro is not bad. Brodeur is quite hot & so is Cam Ward... most of the goalies look pretty good under the mask. Steve Shields is absolutely gorgeous, although I think he's retired from his mediocre career.
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Post by iamnotatablelamp on Mar 10, 2009 21:00:53 GMT -5
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Post by 9 on Mar 10, 2009 21:18:26 GMT -5
Can't argue with you there!
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Post by $heriff Tom on Mar 10, 2009 21:52:21 GMT -5
they are in a business that rates them ENTIRELY on their physical attributes.
Yeah, that all did wonders for Babe Ruth.
Jennie Finch??? Who the Hell ever talks about Jennie Finch?
Laura, your affinity for Ted Lilly is absolutey unexplainable. If you dont find him hot, you find him irrestistably cute. Thats fine, you are allowed your fetishes, but stop masquerading like you are so ahead of the curve on Ted Lilly that the rest of us "simply dont get it" or something.
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 10, 2009 21:58:36 GMT -5
Laura. shut your fucking mouth, this fucking thread makes me sick. Laura can give me shit for liking anything 90's but people give her shit for liking a player and she needs to to whine about it. Fucking hypocrite. I wish I had the power to ban you, how this shit is tolerated is beyond me. For someone who can act high and mighty you can be an immature little fucking kid most of the time. The only thing more appalling than this is the size of Laura's pants. Fuck this makes me sick. And way to make it painfully obvious everything Lindsey said about female fans is true. This is worse than sad, it's pathetic.....like the starter of this thread.
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Post by Lindsey on Mar 10, 2009 23:11:42 GMT -5
And way to make it painfully obvious everything Lindsey said about female fans is true. This is worse than sad, it's pathetic.....like the starter of this thread. Why do you think I just kept quoting myself over and over on this thread? haha This thread is why female fans who actually KNOW their shit have to prove it over and over... besides her list of players was weak as shit.  this thread makes me (and robinson cano) cry. |
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Post by cactusjames on Mar 11, 2009 0:38:05 GMT -5
I laughed every time you repeated yourself, but it's upsetting to see how spot on you were not far after saying it. And I personally don't think all chicks no shit about sports, I know girls can learn and know just as much, if not more than guys. Just sadly, more people tend to be like Laura and it's a fucking shame. Obviously girls will find guys attractive and follow them, why should sports be different than music or movies, but when the blind ignorance clouds any rational though, it causes problems.
Case in point, I'm a tennis fan, love all tennis, but I love Sharapova, because of her looks and her skill, but I can't say she's the best. When she's on, she kicks ass. When she's off she sucks. Laura still loves these guys when they suck which isn't bad, but then she acts like they're the best. Who gives a shit who she or anyone likes, as long as one can be fair in judgement of their player. She's loving his shit when his ERA is 7/
Yes, she gives chicks a bad sporting rep, but I don't think all girls fall into the Laura side of the spectrum.
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Post by Chris on Mar 11, 2009 1:01:09 GMT -5
With all due respect Rose, the political thread is a LOT better than this one.
At least there we being petty and superficial over something that actually MEANS SOMETHING.
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Really!?!?!?!?!?!? 
this thread makes me (and robinson cano) cry.