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Post by Chris on Dec 12, 2007 17:04:25 GMT -5
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Post by 9 on Dec 13, 2007 0:34:01 GMT -5
OMG! LOL!
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Post by elliejay21 on Dec 16, 2007 16:20:29 GMT -5
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jan 6, 2008 19:17:15 GMT -5
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Post by baldvinny on Jan 6, 2008 19:34:36 GMT -5
those links dont work
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jan 6, 2008 19:36:06 GMT -5
Grrr. Go to www.cracked.com and then poke around and find the aforementioned pieces. Its what I am always having to do when you guys post bogus links.
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Post by Jackass on Jan 7, 2008 5:59:29 GMT -5
That link doesn't work.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jan 7, 2008 8:35:28 GMT -5
Jackass, I expected more out of you when I saw that you responded. I figured we could have had a nice chat about those "bar novelty toys" that our Grandpops seemed to have in the old basement bar.
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Post by Jackass on Jan 7, 2008 11:57:34 GMT -5
I'll nose around and see if I can't find a way to see this stuff.
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Post by Chris on Jan 15, 2008 19:41:16 GMT -5
From OC WEEKLY
¡Ask a Mexican!®' The more Mexicans who come to this country, the better' By GUSTAVO ARELLANO Thursday, January 10, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Dear Mexican: I feel that the more Mexicans who come to this country, the better. I am a Mormon, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. In our Book of Mormon, on page 54, it says on the left side of the page in verse 6, "There shall none come into this land save they shall be brought by the hand of the Lord." I want as many Mexicans in this country as possible, and then I want to tell them about Joseph Smith and get them baptized and enjoy the blessings of the temple. Come on down-you are welcome by me.
Love My Brown Brothers
Dear Gabacho: Gracias for your welcoming heart, even if your ulterior motive is stealing Mexicans away from the Virgin of Guadalupe for a religion in which Jell-O is the only allowable narcotic. While we're talking about Moroni worshipers, can you do me a favor and ask Mitt Romney why he's such an ingrate toward Mexicans? After all, Romney probably would've been some Jack Mormon jerk-off if it weren't for porous fronteras and living in violation of a country's laws. His great-grandfather Miles Park Romney fled los Estados Unidos for Mexico during the 1880s to escape American authorities and continue his polygamous ways, while Mitt's papi, George, was born in Chihuahua and therefore is more Mexican than your typical Chicano Studies major. Not only that, but Pancho Villa's troops were kind enough to not massacre Mormon colonies during the Mexican Revolution, thus allowing the infant George and his family to return home and ensure Mitt's Brilliantined hair would grace America. One final point, Brown Brothers: por favor, tell Mitt and all other Mexican-hating LDSers that the Book of Mormon requires amnesty for illegals. The above quote you cited came from the Second Book of Nephi and is a wonderful passage, but what about the one before it? 2 Nephi 1:5 tells the Saints that Lehi prophesied about America, "Yea, the Lord hath covenanted this land unto me, and to my children forever, and also all those who should be led out of other countries by the hand of the Lord." Here that, Mitt? Let my gente go—into the United States for the free health care, por supuesto.
How can a white guy learn to type in Spanish? Not learn the language-how do you make the keyboard type Spanish characters?
Carpal Tunnel Cabrón
Dear Gabacho: It depends on what operating system you use and what you're trying to type. To make an acute accent appear on a Macintosh, hold down the option key, hit the E key, release option, then type the vowel you want accented. Spanish's other diacritics get registered roughly the same way. An umlaut appears by pressing option, hitting the U key, releasing option and hitting U again; do the same if you want a tilde, but substitute the N key for U. For upside-down exclamation points, hold down option and hit the 1 key—¡voila! An upside-down question mark is a bit trickier—hold down option plus shift, then punch the question-mark key, ¿comprende?
Microsoft Word is somewhat harder. Upside-down exclamation points and question marks require you push control plus alt plus shift, then type whatever you want flipped around. Acute accents pop up after you hold down control, then hit the apostrophe key; release and type in your vowel. A tilde: control+shift+squiggly mark, release, the letter N. Both Macs and Microsoft require you hold the shift key after executing the above instructions if you want a diacritic to top a capital letter. And remember, people: no grave accents in Spanish, or tildes on letters other than n—that's the domain of the mongrel tongue known as Portuguese.
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Post by baldvinny on Jan 16, 2008 20:24:11 GMT -5
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Post by Chris on Jan 28, 2008 13:48:07 GMT -5
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Post by crazilyz on Feb 5, 2008 15:06:52 GMT -5
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Post by crazilyz on Feb 6, 2008 15:04:57 GMT -5
I could've placed this in the Black History Month thread but chose not to. www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/978/It's a radio station crank call to this guy regarding the addition of a black guy to the NASCAR lineup.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Feb 6, 2008 15:08:54 GMT -5
It's a radio station crank call to this guy regarding the addition of a black guy to the NASCAR lineup.
They already have those guys, they are called lug nut polishers.
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Post by Jason Giambi on Feb 7, 2008 10:24:47 GMT -5
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Post by elliejay21 on Feb 10, 2008 6:35:14 GMT -5
Some good political reading... www.gopchoice.org/index.aspwww.realrepublicanmajority.org/Principles of the Real Republican Majority I BELIEVE that the strength of our nation lies with the individual and that each person's liberty, dignity, freedom and privacy must be honored and respected. I BELIEVE that the role of government is to practice fiscal responsibility and allow individuals to keep more of the money they earn. I BELIEVE that strong national security and safety of Americans at home and abroad must be a top priority of our Party and our government. I BELIEVE in the Constitutional protection of the separation of church and state-- that official policies of our Party and our country should not be dictated by personal religious beliefs. I BELIEVE that medical and moral choices are individual and family decisions not government decisions. I BELIEVE that we build a strong Party by consensus, not by forcing an agenda on issues that are divisive, personal and best left at home. I BELIEVE that the Republican National Committee should focus on our traditional agenda of smaller government, lower taxes, and a pro-growth economy. I BELIEVE that the Republican Party Platform should be welcoming and respectful of differing views on issues of disagreement and promote the 'Big Tent' philosophy.
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Post by MSBNYY on Feb 22, 2008 12:14:36 GMT -5
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Post by Jason Giambi on Feb 27, 2008 21:13:44 GMT -5
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Post by crazilyz on Feb 28, 2008 9:07:34 GMT -5
Didn't know where to put this picture but I wanted to share. End of the rainbow
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Post by Chris on Mar 4, 2008 14:41:52 GMT -5
Trippy photo I took in a Japanese tattoo shop:
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Post by Chris on Mar 5, 2008 13:39:32 GMT -5
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Post by Chris on Mar 5, 2008 14:26:46 GMT -5
Do we need a "Funny Picture" or "Random Photo" thread?
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Post by Chris on Mar 11, 2008 11:41:00 GMT -5
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Post by gijane on Mar 12, 2008 17:32:18 GMT -5
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Post by Chris on Apr 11, 2008 13:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by $heriff Tom on Apr 11, 2008 23:55:44 GMT -5
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Post by Chris on Apr 15, 2008 18:45:46 GMT -5
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 19, 2008 17:44:30 GMT -5
The Professional Pillow Fighting League. Actually stumbled upon this in Baseball America, as minor-league teams bring in this group for after-game entertainment. www.canadapfl.com/pfl_fighters.html
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