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Post by Domi on May 30, 2007 8:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by cactusjames on May 30, 2007 10:14:52 GMT -5
I like her, she stinks though and had no chance against some of the higher seeded players. USA stinks on clay.
How bout my girlie though? An hour 50 isn't too bad. And now relativley smoothe sailing through at least the thrid, maybe fourth round, which is when she'll possibly face her first seeded opponent. Maria's shoulder didn't seem to bother her as she finished out the match pretty well on serve. So far so good, hopefully a nice sign of things to come for Mrs. Cactus James.
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Post by cactusjames on May 31, 2007 10:01:27 GMT -5
Jill Craybas, another american, out in Paris. This time to the hands of my lovely, Miss Maria. I might be looking at my third go round with grand slam pussy. But I'm already startin to get pissed at the clay, usually it takes the two weeks but I'm already annoyed. I want Wimby to come.
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Post by Domi on May 31, 2007 10:06:23 GMT -5
I'm just glad the two matches I was interested in today were completed before I woke up. Now I get to watch the ugly Mauresmo at work.
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 31, 2007 10:35:49 GMT -5
James, dont call it "Wimby" again. Along with "Leetchie" - another suspendable offense.
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Post by Chris on May 31, 2007 11:28:53 GMT -5
Venus Williams launched a 129 mph serve yesterday - fastest in the history of women's tennis.
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 1, 2007 18:30:12 GMT -5
And Serena is out. Good, makes it a little more easier for Maria. Maria by the way will be in action 5 am this morning. I need stimulants, and lots of em.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 1, 2007 18:46:01 GMT -5
I thought you thought SHE was a stimulant.
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Post by yanksgooner on Jun 3, 2007 9:39:01 GMT -5
tennis sucks
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Post by Domi on Jun 3, 2007 10:22:08 GMT -5
Nigga please.
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Post by Domi on Jun 3, 2007 12:52:20 GMT -5
Sharapova 3-6 6-4 9-7 Schnyder f.t.
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 3, 2007 13:00:02 GMT -5
Unreal, she's fucking awesome. She also loves giving me a scare every grand slam. And fuck the french who booed her, boo the ump on line \judge not Maria cause the point went in her favor. Fucking assholes. And she still did her normal post match ritual like a true professional. But I can complain about that since she won and still has more tennis to play(grand slam number three anyone?).
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 5, 2007 8:44:30 GMT -5
Into the semis, much smoother than last round. And with Serena and Venus now both out, looka like it will be Maria vs Henin in the finals. That's rough.
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 6, 2007 23:34:00 GMT -5
Breakfast tomorrow with Maria, semis start at 8 and my girl is the first match.
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 7, 2007 8:21:30 GMT -5
FUCK FUCKING FUCK SHIT. I HATE SERBS. I HATE THE STUPID CLAY AND STUPID FUCKING FRANCE. STILL NUMBER 2 RANKED IN THE WORLD. WIMBLEDON NEXT, THEN REPEATING AT US CHAMP. FUCK.
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Post by jwmcc on Jun 7, 2007 8:32:36 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 25, 2007 16:26:05 GMT -5
Roddick only US male to advance out of the 1st day matches. Hingis barely pulled a win out, Serena ran into trouble in the first set but came back, and a great 5 setter James Blake goes tomorrow, as does the former champ and Cactus James sugar momma, Ms Maria Sharapova. 7 am our time tomorrow, limey fuckheads.
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Post by Domi on Jun 25, 2007 17:06:25 GMT -5
Fucking Ashley.
Henman match was great until it was called, save for the fucktard in the Newcastle kit they kept showing in the crowd.
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 25, 2007 18:37:02 GMT -5
Yeah I thought it was a family member, coach or friend or something, that was weirdu. Maybe the camera guy or director had a crush one him. But it took nothing away from that match. And it's a match like that where you realize how better tennis is on grass over anything else.
I'm on the fence with Harkleroad, is it me or did she really fucking suck and just get a lot of exposure being one of the very few american females? She's fucking garbage and seems like shes always out in the early rounds. I'm telling you, good sport athletes are like good beer, they're better imported.
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Post by cactusjames on Jul 4, 2007 10:42:03 GMT -5
Being as this tournament is during the week of the 4th, it's hard for me to see as many matches as I'd like.
However, a big 4th round match is on now as Maria is playing Venus and down a set, but up a game in the second. And Serena should win a fucking Oscar. Twat. My 4th of July could go down the shitter with a loss here, but shes moaning beautifully so it's not too shabby.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jul 4, 2007 10:43:55 GMT -5
As far as tennis goes, I am a noted fan of Jelena Dokic.
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Post by cactusjames on Jul 4, 2007 11:17:20 GMT -5
And Maria lost. I blame the weather, 3 days off between matches? Nadals 3 round match took 95 hours? Wettest Wimbledon in years and rain is what beats Maria. Next is the hardcourts and the US Open wherre I will attend many matches and attempt to introduce myself Maria and win her over with my charm and good looks. And when you're gods gift to women, it ain't that hard.
As for tennis, I hope Serena gets knocked out by Henin and Venus too. I also like Ivonovic chances. The men is no doubt Fed and I'll watch it cause he's that much closer to Sampras.
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Post by cactusjames on Jul 12, 2007 13:14:02 GMT -5
Maria has won two Espys this year, best international athlete and best female tennis player. I'm glad the assholes in this country recognize her accomplishments and abilities. The Espys air sunday at 9, Maria looked hot in her dress so watch it you horny old men.
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Post by cactusjames on Aug 6, 2007 11:39:24 GMT -5
Maria got the hardcourt season started right winning in the last Acura Classic played in San Diego beating Patty Schnieder. Maria only lost one set the entire tourney which was the second set in the finals. Maria won this tournament last year on her way to her second grand slam, the US Open. There are another two tournaments to be played before the Open starts at the end of August.
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Post by cactusjames on Aug 26, 2007 16:29:38 GMT -5
Holy shit I wasted a year talking tennis to myself? The open is back and defending champion Maria Sharapova will have the burning of the sun in her asshole when i widen it with a savage deep dicking. Also I beleive she will repeat as champ. But seriously, I am going monday and tuesday and if given the chance, will ask her out. The worse she can do is say no and I have bragging rights of being shot down by Maria Sharapova. I'm looking foward to it, a drunk NY crowd watching an entire day of tennis, I can get into every court, and the first match I Federer will be in, which starts 11 tomorrow morning. So it's gonna be a long day or drinking and tuesday I'll be having dinner with Maria after her match, as long as she doesn't play at night.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Aug 26, 2007 22:08:24 GMT -5
Is Jelena Dokic playing? She's my favorite.
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Post by Domi on Aug 27, 2007 9:49:58 GMT -5
Monfils has pulled out.
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Post by cactusjames on Aug 28, 2007 16:52:39 GMT -5
Just got back from day two and it was way better than day 1. Day 1 is only memorable cause Baghdatis got bounced by Mirnyi. Yeah it was awesome seeing Federer whip someones ass, and it was cool being that close to Vaidisova but it was a letdown to not really see top notch tennis. Hewitt was Hewitt, Hingis was alright, saw Hantuchova lose, Djokovic is fucking nasty and is going to give guys like Federer and Nadal problems. And while I will only be able to watch the Mrs. on tv, I did see her practice but couldn't get close enough to say anything, not that I'd want to disturb her anyway. But one thing is for sure, sitting in the sun for four hours watching tennis is far more excruciating than a day game in the bleachers, I've never been so hot and uncomfortable for so long, it will be the last time I go to any day matches. Overall it was an awesome two days, despite the lack of compelling tennis, althought it is to be expected in the early rounds, and I'm not sure I'd want to sit in that heat for a 5 setter.
Now it's time to sit back, drink some brews and watch my girl take some ginzo bitch to school.
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Post by cactusjames on Aug 30, 2007 14:27:11 GMT -5
Maria fucking destroyed that chick, I expect the same tonight against some Aussie broad. Niot too many suprises last night or today, except for one half of the mens draw is wide open with Nadal not playing real well in his first round match.
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Post by cactusjames on Sept 1, 2007 10:12:24 GMT -5
Maria shows off her white day dress for her match which is starting shortly, as well as other really good matchups today, setting up the 4th round and round of 16 matchups. So really intriguing mathcups could be seen depending on how play goes today. I expect another straight setter for the Mrs, I think she could beat Godzilla if he played tennis. Time to drink.
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