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Post by $heriff Tom on May 14, 2009 20:57:12 GMT -5
Apparently there are lots of bordellos and bars by Mount Rushmore for that exact reason.
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 29, 2009 7:44:29 GMT -5
Not really a "stupid" poll, but timely. I dont agree with at least one thing....only 6% of people polled are wanting hot dogs on their grill this barbecue season??
WHAT FOLKS WANT SIZZLING ON THEIR GRILL THIS BARBECUE SEASON
Burgers 38% Chicken 23% Seafood 19% Pork 8% Hot Dogs 6% Veggies 5% Fruit 1%
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Post by MSBNYY on May 29, 2009 8:08:42 GMT -5
How the hell do hot dogs fall behind pork?
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Post by 4dogg on May 29, 2009 8:16:54 GMT -5
fruit?
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 29, 2009 13:26:11 GMT -5
Apparently grilling grapefruits is a fad. I have seen a few people do it on some of these foodie shows I stumble upon. As to the "pork" thing, I guess people are counting pork ribs. But still, hot dogs should have been right up there with burgers.
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Post by 9 on May 29, 2009 13:41:38 GMT -5
I'm surprised pork is only at 8%. Sausages?
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Post by elliejay21 on May 29, 2009 19:14:39 GMT -5
Where's the steak???
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 11, 2009 13:18:59 GMT -5
Another doozy.
FAVORITE MEMBER OF CAT FAMILY (aside from cat)
CHEETAH 24% LION 21% BOBCAT 15% PANTHER 13% TIGER 11% JAGUAR 10% MOUNTAIN LION 5% LEOPARD 1%
LOL @ 1 out of 100 people mention Leopard. And why does the Cheetah win?? Cause hes friggin fast? LOL @ the Tiger losing to the friggin' Bobcat.
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Post by Chris on Jun 11, 2009 13:33:29 GMT -5
Lions...for sure.
A long time ago I watched one of those animal documentaries which chronicled the ongoing battle between a specific African pride of lions and an antagonistic pack of Hyenas.
The story culminated with the pesky Hyenas getting the best of the lions until the lazy leader of the lion pride emerged from his slumber ONLY to partake in his favorite pasttime....kicking Hyena ass....which he promptly did, turned the tide of the battle, and promptly went back to sleep.
I was enthralled with this story...I wish I could find that documentary again.
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Post by 9 on Jun 11, 2009 14:30:42 GMT -5
If you combine lion and mountain lion, it tops the cheetah. Just sayin.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 11, 2009 14:46:26 GMT -5
If you think a lion and a mountain lion are in any way the same thing, id say you're lion!
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Post by 9 on Jun 11, 2009 16:37:19 GMT -5
I'm either lion or just a big cheetah.
OK, that was fucking awful, I'll stop now.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 11, 2009 18:44:18 GMT -5
Now you're just being catty.
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Post by Lindsey on Jun 11, 2009 19:20:22 GMT -5
I'd definitely pick tiger! or catfish.
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Post by Chris on Jun 12, 2009 0:39:01 GMT -5
The catfish is like the mafia of fish.
If a shark swam up to a catfish, the catfish would say, "Oh yeah...what are you gonna do...bully? I make one fuckin' phone call it's over for you."
That's the catfish.
That's my ENTIRE routine on....The Catfish.
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 13, 2010 9:02:45 GMT -5
Well, now that Im grabbing the USA TODAY again as a daily compliment to the NY POST, you will probably see me putting up more stupid polls in here as voted on by the idiots of the world.
USA TODAY, bless them, has a daily poll - sometimes more than one.
So here we go. Today, its about "retirement."
Question.... RETIREMENT IS?
1 - New, exciting chapter in life 57% 2 - Time for rest, relaxation 25% 3 - Continuation of what life was 12% 4 - Winding down of life 6%
Ok, this is noteworth in the following regards. First, what the Hel does "continuation of what life was" mean? Sounds like something out of a Thoreau book.
And 2 - yay to the miserable bastards who cynically answered "winding down of life."
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Post by Jason Giambi on May 13, 2010 12:03:57 GMT -5
They left out the Seminoles, and Cleveland Indians. What a farce. This one is just, like, wow. You know these polls are over a decade old, cause this would just not fly today. And how does one formulate a "favorite tribe?" FAVORITE INDIAN TRIBEIroquois 28% Apache 17% Sioux 15% Kiowa 13% Pawnee 9% Cherokee 7% Comanche 6%
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Post by $heriff Tom on May 17, 2010 12:38:37 GMT -5
This one was worth a couple of chuckles, albeit for one of the answers.
WHATS ROBBING YOU OF A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP
Job-related stress 42% Nighttime noises 39% Caffiene 32% Having Sex 24% Electronic Entertainment 22%
LOL @ "Having Sex." What a bunch of hornballs!
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 11, 2010 9:42:22 GMT -5
Heres a fun one.
WHOSE LIFE WOULD YOU SAVE
Percentage of adults saying its "very likely" theyd give CPR to the following....
FAMILY MEMBER 84% FRIEND 74% CO-WORKER 61% BOSS 53% CAT / DOG 45% STRANGER 28%[/i]
LOL @ boss getting less a shot than a regular co-worker, and LOL @ pets getting put ahead of strangers.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 15, 2010 11:07:29 GMT -5
Heres one -
BEHAVIOR THAT IRKS BEACHGOERS
Littering 86% Loud Music 48% Smoking 46% Taking up too much space 37% Bringing Pets 34% Frisbee 17% Topless / People Having Sex 12 %
LOL @ Frisbee and "people having sex!"
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 17, 2010 8:14:43 GMT -5
WHOM DO YOU BUY FATHERS DAY GIFTS FOR OTHER THAN YOUR FATHER?
Husband 28% Son 7% Brother 5% Myself 5% Friend 5% Lover 4% Grandfather 4%
LOL! LMAO! LOL @ "myself" getting votes, and "lover" beating out "grandfather!"
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Post by cactusjames on Jun 18, 2010 10:38:01 GMT -5
Last year when I had a girlfriend and Father's Day came around, my girl got me some video game from "my dog". Guess that falls under lover thing. It was awkward last year but now since I'm single on Father's Day and i won't be getting anything it's kinda cool now. The only gift I can get tomorrow is having Italia win in World Cup.
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Post by $heriff Tom on Jun 24, 2010 8:46:27 GMT -5
LOL! LMAO!
QUALITIES THAT TEENS SAY MAKE A GREAT TEACHER
Explains things clearly 70% Funny / entertaining 47% Helpful 40% Patient 32% Good looking 30% Understanding 23% Passionate about subject 22%
Nearly 1 in 3 say "being good looking" makes a great teacher! LOL!
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