Post by $heriff Tom on Oct 4, 2006 7:32:07 GMT -5
Balls, I know you have a sighting to report. Get on that. Also, for the record, my wife saw a midget at Target yesterday, working shelves. There are actually two midgets working there. Hopefully they do not form a union.
For giggles and guffaws, here is a bit of a midget rundown I had saved in my inbox, maybe this will bring back some memories if you are bored. These were midget sightings 86 onward from the thread I started on the other board.
86 - November 2, 2003
Male midget sporting a childrens Wayne Chrebet jersey and old-school Jets cap, cutting into the beer line behind Section 320 in Giants Stadium for the Battle of New York, at approx. 2:30PM
Reported by IronHorse
87 – November 6, 2003
Midget: Latino male, early to mid 20s. Shaved head. Plain gray sweatshirt, jeans (possibly Garanimals), white Nike running shoes. No evidence of any other defective condition. Spotted at People's Bank on Boston Post Road in Bridgeport, CT on November 6, 12:25PM
Observation: He could not give his deposit slip and check to the teller.
Reported by Jackass
88 – November 11th, 2003
6:56 p.m. on 56th and 6th Ave. Female midget on her cell phone, she had a gray hooded sweatshirt on, a small purse crossed over her shoulder and a rather large afro.
Reported by Flutgirl
89 – November 12th, 2003
Female midget entering "Bagel Talk" in Marlboro, NJ. She was wearing a Wu Tang T-shirt. My initial reaction was "What the fuck" but then I held the door open for her on my way out.
Reported by 161st River Ave
90 - Reported on November 19th, 2003
DUAL MIDGET SITINGS – same locale (Jersey Shore Univ. Medical Ctr – Neptune, NJ)
midget #1 was the floors secretary, she was a skinny midget of about 3'9ish, about 45-50 yrs old, and couldnt reach the charts that were on top of the rack.
midget #2 was a nurse, younger 20-25 blonde hair....a bit taller that the other, 3'10-4'0...with her i kept wondering how she could help patients in and out of bed, but she seemed to be doing it just fine
Reported by Pagliarulo 13
91 – Reported December 24th, 2003
Black Male midget working as an usher at the Loew's movie threatre on 34th street and 8th avenue...had a uniform and all...people actually had to bend over to show him their tickets...
Reported by Walkman John
92 – Reported December 24th, 2003
At Modell's. A female standing at approx. 3'6", age somewhere about 30-40 range (an educated guess)
Reported by 41
93 – Reported January 4th, 2004 FIRST SIGHTING OF 2004 ************
This morning, in a light drizzle, a portly old lady midget with a regular sized old guy both wearing glasses and baseball caps, walking into Macy's at the Sunrise Mall. Spotted in the parking lot as the Brown family was debarking from their own vehicle, about 20 yards away.
Official time of midget sighting - 11:05 AM.
Reported by Sheriff Tom
94 –January 17th, 2004
Mid-twenties Caucasian with long black hair tied into a pony tail. Full beard (Grizzley Adams style). Gray sweatshirt and sweatpants. No evidence of any other defective condition, and appeared to be one of the taller variety of midgets (4'6" to 4'8" range). HE was wearing little snow boots.
Location: Stop and Shop in Ansonia, CT at 2:45 PM
Observation: Waiting in line to check out. Was accompanied by a full sized female.
Reported by Jackass
95 - Reported January 19th, 2004
While Lindsay and Chris were driving in Brooklyn they spotted a Hassidic Jew midget in the full black gear. His hat was blown off by the wind, he had to chase it down, pick it up and put it back on his head. Chris was “laughing for blocks.”
Reported by Chris
96 – January 21st, 2004
4:30pm, E train into Manhattan, crippled patriotic Puerto Rican midget spotted with an American flag and Puerto Rican flag flying proudly from his wheelchair flagpole, switching cars.
Reported by Metssuckballs
97 – January 28th, 2004
Caucasian male. Late thirties, early forties. Salt and pepper grey hair. A burnt orange colored (almost brown) sport coat, tie (could not determine color), and dark trousers. He was approximately 4'0" and resembled the spinal bifida guy in Shallow Hal.
Location: Entering the refreshment area of the first tier at Carnegie Hall.
Reported by Jackass
98 – January 29th, 2004
A 3 foot (at best) female midget, getting blood drawn by our own Fat Rak during emergency room rotation
Reported by Fat Rak
99 - February 3rd, 2004
8:19pm, 2/3/04, Continental Airlines Arena, Justin spots a midget and called it in to Metssuckballs. No further details offered.
Reported by Justin (with help from Metssuckballs)
100 - February 10th, 2004
somewhere between 3:30pm and 3:45pm, a male Hispanic midget in his early 20s, about 4 feet tall and 100 pounds. Last seen wearing An old school Pittsburgh Pirates hat (black with yellow stripes through it) and jersey (all yellow with Pirates written across the front in black and #8 Stargell on the back) and blue jeans.
Reported by 161stRiverAve (with Jamie)
101 – February 10th, 2004
A fat male midget in a business suit. With a briefcase. Walking as fast as his little chubby legs could take him This was right around 8AM, as the viewer had debarked from his own train and was heading for the C. Midget was nodded at as he walked by, but he either failed to notice, or ignored it.
Reported by Sheriff Tom
102 – February 19th, 2004
approximately 10:19 pm - Spotted on the north side of 42nd St between 7th and 8th Avenues, right in front of the Yankees Clubhouse Store - Female, multi-racial, appeared to be around 3' tall, wearing a miniature brown wool coat that reached her ankles and a brown plaid scarf, walking east toward Times Sqare with a taller-than-average white guy
Reported by Laura
103 - February 23rd, 2004
On 42nd streeet and 7th avenue, Times Square subway station at 9:15AM
Size: "As high as my waist" No description given, except that the midget was wearing a black leather jacket
Reported by Mr. Brownstone (text messaged in to Walkman John)
104 – April 3rd, 2004
At a local deli, an OLD midget with a really pronounced midget stance (ass back real far, leaning over, like two sides of a triangle). He had gold loop earings in both ears and a gray beard. Looked like a little pirate. He also had a SF Giants cap on. Said midget bought two 24oz cans of coors light.
Reported by Mr. Brownstone
105 – April 16th, 2004
at about 7:05pm on 21st and 3rd Avenue, in Manhattan. A male midget dressed in blue, standing outside a bar, taking a smoking break.
Reported by Metssuckballs
106 – April 16th, 2004
Outside Nevada Smiths, circa 5pm. He was walking past the bar, while Gooner, Domi and The Dever were chatting. The Dever noticed him first, and told the others, this one is MINE, hands off.
Reported by The Dever
107 – April 18th, 2004
I saw a midget the morning of Mutts opening day, at Penn Station. Short, fat male midget wearing a Mutts jacket. Wether he was heading out to Opening Day or just representing his colors is not known
Reported by Sheriff Tom
108 – Reported on April 19th
While roller-skating North on Frederick Douglas Boulevard @ about 137th street our viewer glanced to his right to see a little midget..the best part was his hair, like someone placed a bowl (er, a cup) over his head & cut around it."
Reported by Weird Paul via text message to Sheriff Tom
109 – April 27th, 2004
approx. 5:55pm a middle-aged, female caucasian midget in a wheelchair, heading north on the east side of 5th Avenue, crossing 37th Street.
Reported by Laura
110 – May 5th, 2004 (live remote sighting on location!)
Location: Der Weinerschnitzel on Artesia Blvd, Redondo Beach (The one that Bill Stevenson worked at and made famous by The Descendents song, Weinerschnitzel)
Midget: Jason "Wee Man" Acuna of Jackass fame.
Reported by Jackass’ daughter Amy in Southern California (posted by Jackass)
111 – Reported on May 10th, 2004
approx 9pm on the previous Friday night at the intersection of Washington Blvd & Washington Sq West. Male midget with a backpack.
Reported by Jack Frost
112 – May 15th, 2004
THE NEWS ROOM bar by the Stadium....11:45..black bald male, dancing to remix of ignition by R Kelly...at one point he did grab the normal size woman by the hair and push her down on his crotch....
Reported by Flutgirl
113 – July 30th, 2004
38th and 8th around 10PM – two idiots spotted on the street
Reported by Flutgirl
114 – July 30th, 2004
at 12:45 pm , outside Burger King on 41st st between 5th and Madison wearing a red shirt and jeans, talking on a cell phone.
Reported by Yanks Gooner
115 – Reported by July 31st, 2004
A midget walking the streets of Astoria spotted the previous Thursday afternoon. No further detail furnished.
Reported by Yankeesgal20
116 – Reported on August 11th, 2004
Midget sighting reported on board from previous Saturday, at Randalls Island. No further detail furnished.
Reported by Yankeesgal20
117 – August 30th, 2004 (live on location!)
White male midget in an Expos jersey at Olympic Stadium, Montreal.
Reported by Walkman John (through text message to Laura)
118 – Reported on September 1st, 2004
White Male Midget wearing an Angels uniform, roaming about the left side of the infield last night in Fenway Park, wearing a baseball glove for no apparent reason.
Reported by ch029448
119 – September 4th, 2004
At the Beer Garden, “at the table to our left and i was yelling at them”
Reported by Tone516
120 – Reported on December 12th, 2004 (INTERNATIONAL midget sighting)
Wednesday, approximately 10:30am NY Time, on a pier in Turks and Caicos, about 1/2 mile from Club Med. There was a black midget with a thick island accent in a bathing suit with two normal size girls, probably his family. They took turns jumping off the pier into the ocean. The midget was showing off and spinning in mid-air.
Reported by Metssuckballs
121 – January 3rd, 2005 (First sighting of 2005!!!)
5:39pm, in front of City Hall, walking on the sidewalk. Male midget, completely bald, and in what may be a first in this thread--he was ASIAN – looked like a bald version of LumpySam
Reported by Metssuckballs
For giggles and guffaws, here is a bit of a midget rundown I had saved in my inbox, maybe this will bring back some memories if you are bored. These were midget sightings 86 onward from the thread I started on the other board.
86 - November 2, 2003
Male midget sporting a childrens Wayne Chrebet jersey and old-school Jets cap, cutting into the beer line behind Section 320 in Giants Stadium for the Battle of New York, at approx. 2:30PM
Reported by IronHorse
87 – November 6, 2003
Midget: Latino male, early to mid 20s. Shaved head. Plain gray sweatshirt, jeans (possibly Garanimals), white Nike running shoes. No evidence of any other defective condition. Spotted at People's Bank on Boston Post Road in Bridgeport, CT on November 6, 12:25PM
Observation: He could not give his deposit slip and check to the teller.
Reported by Jackass
88 – November 11th, 2003
6:56 p.m. on 56th and 6th Ave. Female midget on her cell phone, she had a gray hooded sweatshirt on, a small purse crossed over her shoulder and a rather large afro.
Reported by Flutgirl
89 – November 12th, 2003
Female midget entering "Bagel Talk" in Marlboro, NJ. She was wearing a Wu Tang T-shirt. My initial reaction was "What the fuck" but then I held the door open for her on my way out.
Reported by 161st River Ave
90 - Reported on November 19th, 2003
DUAL MIDGET SITINGS – same locale (Jersey Shore Univ. Medical Ctr – Neptune, NJ)
midget #1 was the floors secretary, she was a skinny midget of about 3'9ish, about 45-50 yrs old, and couldnt reach the charts that were on top of the rack.
midget #2 was a nurse, younger 20-25 blonde hair....a bit taller that the other, 3'10-4'0...with her i kept wondering how she could help patients in and out of bed, but she seemed to be doing it just fine
Reported by Pagliarulo 13
91 – Reported December 24th, 2003
Black Male midget working as an usher at the Loew's movie threatre on 34th street and 8th avenue...had a uniform and all...people actually had to bend over to show him their tickets...
Reported by Walkman John
92 – Reported December 24th, 2003
At Modell's. A female standing at approx. 3'6", age somewhere about 30-40 range (an educated guess)
Reported by 41
93 – Reported January 4th, 2004 FIRST SIGHTING OF 2004 ************
This morning, in a light drizzle, a portly old lady midget with a regular sized old guy both wearing glasses and baseball caps, walking into Macy's at the Sunrise Mall. Spotted in the parking lot as the Brown family was debarking from their own vehicle, about 20 yards away.
Official time of midget sighting - 11:05 AM.
Reported by Sheriff Tom
94 –January 17th, 2004
Mid-twenties Caucasian with long black hair tied into a pony tail. Full beard (Grizzley Adams style). Gray sweatshirt and sweatpants. No evidence of any other defective condition, and appeared to be one of the taller variety of midgets (4'6" to 4'8" range). HE was wearing little snow boots.
Location: Stop and Shop in Ansonia, CT at 2:45 PM
Observation: Waiting in line to check out. Was accompanied by a full sized female.
Reported by Jackass
95 - Reported January 19th, 2004
While Lindsay and Chris were driving in Brooklyn they spotted a Hassidic Jew midget in the full black gear. His hat was blown off by the wind, he had to chase it down, pick it up and put it back on his head. Chris was “laughing for blocks.”
Reported by Chris
96 – January 21st, 2004
4:30pm, E train into Manhattan, crippled patriotic Puerto Rican midget spotted with an American flag and Puerto Rican flag flying proudly from his wheelchair flagpole, switching cars.
Reported by Metssuckballs
97 – January 28th, 2004
Caucasian male. Late thirties, early forties. Salt and pepper grey hair. A burnt orange colored (almost brown) sport coat, tie (could not determine color), and dark trousers. He was approximately 4'0" and resembled the spinal bifida guy in Shallow Hal.
Location: Entering the refreshment area of the first tier at Carnegie Hall.
Reported by Jackass
98 – January 29th, 2004
A 3 foot (at best) female midget, getting blood drawn by our own Fat Rak during emergency room rotation
Reported by Fat Rak
99 - February 3rd, 2004
8:19pm, 2/3/04, Continental Airlines Arena, Justin spots a midget and called it in to Metssuckballs. No further details offered.
Reported by Justin (with help from Metssuckballs)
100 - February 10th, 2004
somewhere between 3:30pm and 3:45pm, a male Hispanic midget in his early 20s, about 4 feet tall and 100 pounds. Last seen wearing An old school Pittsburgh Pirates hat (black with yellow stripes through it) and jersey (all yellow with Pirates written across the front in black and #8 Stargell on the back) and blue jeans.
Reported by 161stRiverAve (with Jamie)
101 – February 10th, 2004
A fat male midget in a business suit. With a briefcase. Walking as fast as his little chubby legs could take him This was right around 8AM, as the viewer had debarked from his own train and was heading for the C. Midget was nodded at as he walked by, but he either failed to notice, or ignored it.
Reported by Sheriff Tom
102 – February 19th, 2004
approximately 10:19 pm - Spotted on the north side of 42nd St between 7th and 8th Avenues, right in front of the Yankees Clubhouse Store - Female, multi-racial, appeared to be around 3' tall, wearing a miniature brown wool coat that reached her ankles and a brown plaid scarf, walking east toward Times Sqare with a taller-than-average white guy
Reported by Laura
103 - February 23rd, 2004
On 42nd streeet and 7th avenue, Times Square subway station at 9:15AM
Size: "As high as my waist" No description given, except that the midget was wearing a black leather jacket
Reported by Mr. Brownstone (text messaged in to Walkman John)
104 – April 3rd, 2004
At a local deli, an OLD midget with a really pronounced midget stance (ass back real far, leaning over, like two sides of a triangle). He had gold loop earings in both ears and a gray beard. Looked like a little pirate. He also had a SF Giants cap on. Said midget bought two 24oz cans of coors light.
Reported by Mr. Brownstone
105 – April 16th, 2004
at about 7:05pm on 21st and 3rd Avenue, in Manhattan. A male midget dressed in blue, standing outside a bar, taking a smoking break.
Reported by Metssuckballs
106 – April 16th, 2004
Outside Nevada Smiths, circa 5pm. He was walking past the bar, while Gooner, Domi and The Dever were chatting. The Dever noticed him first, and told the others, this one is MINE, hands off.
Reported by The Dever
107 – April 18th, 2004
I saw a midget the morning of Mutts opening day, at Penn Station. Short, fat male midget wearing a Mutts jacket. Wether he was heading out to Opening Day or just representing his colors is not known
Reported by Sheriff Tom
108 – Reported on April 19th
While roller-skating North on Frederick Douglas Boulevard @ about 137th street our viewer glanced to his right to see a little midget..the best part was his hair, like someone placed a bowl (er, a cup) over his head & cut around it."
Reported by Weird Paul via text message to Sheriff Tom
109 – April 27th, 2004
approx. 5:55pm a middle-aged, female caucasian midget in a wheelchair, heading north on the east side of 5th Avenue, crossing 37th Street.
Reported by Laura
110 – May 5th, 2004 (live remote sighting on location!)
Location: Der Weinerschnitzel on Artesia Blvd, Redondo Beach (The one that Bill Stevenson worked at and made famous by The Descendents song, Weinerschnitzel)
Midget: Jason "Wee Man" Acuna of Jackass fame.
Reported by Jackass’ daughter Amy in Southern California (posted by Jackass)
111 – Reported on May 10th, 2004
approx 9pm on the previous Friday night at the intersection of Washington Blvd & Washington Sq West. Male midget with a backpack.
Reported by Jack Frost
112 – May 15th, 2004
THE NEWS ROOM bar by the Stadium....11:45..black bald male, dancing to remix of ignition by R Kelly...at one point he did grab the normal size woman by the hair and push her down on his crotch....
Reported by Flutgirl
113 – July 30th, 2004
38th and 8th around 10PM – two idiots spotted on the street
Reported by Flutgirl
114 – July 30th, 2004
at 12:45 pm , outside Burger King on 41st st between 5th and Madison wearing a red shirt and jeans, talking on a cell phone.
Reported by Yanks Gooner
115 – Reported by July 31st, 2004
A midget walking the streets of Astoria spotted the previous Thursday afternoon. No further detail furnished.
Reported by Yankeesgal20
116 – Reported on August 11th, 2004
Midget sighting reported on board from previous Saturday, at Randalls Island. No further detail furnished.
Reported by Yankeesgal20
117 – August 30th, 2004 (live on location!)
White male midget in an Expos jersey at Olympic Stadium, Montreal.
Reported by Walkman John (through text message to Laura)
118 – Reported on September 1st, 2004
White Male Midget wearing an Angels uniform, roaming about the left side of the infield last night in Fenway Park, wearing a baseball glove for no apparent reason.
Reported by ch029448
119 – September 4th, 2004
At the Beer Garden, “at the table to our left and i was yelling at them”
Reported by Tone516
120 – Reported on December 12th, 2004 (INTERNATIONAL midget sighting)
Wednesday, approximately 10:30am NY Time, on a pier in Turks and Caicos, about 1/2 mile from Club Med. There was a black midget with a thick island accent in a bathing suit with two normal size girls, probably his family. They took turns jumping off the pier into the ocean. The midget was showing off and spinning in mid-air.
Reported by Metssuckballs
121 – January 3rd, 2005 (First sighting of 2005!!!)
5:39pm, in front of City Hall, walking on the sidewalk. Male midget, completely bald, and in what may be a first in this thread--he was ASIAN – looked like a bald version of LumpySam
Reported by Metssuckballs