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Aug 21, 2007 14:45:49 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 21, 2007 14:45:49 GMT -5
The "Knibb High Football rules" line is from Billy Madison. I don't know shit about Bill And Ted, as I've never seen, nor will I ever see it.
"The industrial revolution to me is just like a story I know called “The Puppy Who Lost his Way.” The world was changing and the puppy was ... getting … bigger…So you see the puppy was like industry in that they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - society – knew where to find him. Except that the puppy was a dog, but the industry my friends – that was a revolution."
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Aug 21, 2007 14:51:29 GMT -5
Post by nyyanksagain on Aug 21, 2007 14:51:29 GMT -5
wow kill yourself making hate towards bill and ted like that
bill and teds excellent adventure is one of the most entertaining cheesy movies ever made
its a must see its in no way a waste of time its a classic
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Aug 21, 2007 14:53:13 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 21, 2007 14:53:13 GMT -5
I just feel like, if I've seen Fast Times At Ridgemont High AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure, I've seen Bill And Ted.
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Aug 21, 2007 15:00:47 GMT -5
Post by 9 on Aug 21, 2007 15:00:47 GMT -5
Eh, gotta disagree with you there. I'm not saying it's the be-all, end-all of cinema, but it's a pretty funny watch.
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Aug 21, 2007 15:46:32 GMT -5
Post by cactusjames on Aug 21, 2007 15:46:32 GMT -5
Yeah the Knibb High is from Billy Madison, I can quote that entire movie as I've watched it as million times since I was 12. But I'm pretty sure in Bill and Ted they say San Dimas Football High rules, which Sandler stole for his movie. Thinking about it, I should shoot myself for not owning either one of the Bill and Teds.
On a funny note, I named one of my first dogs Socrates and everyone pronounced it the way it really is, and I'd always correct them, say it like they did in Bill and Ted and got those looks like I was a fucking dragon or something.
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Aug 21, 2007 18:20:04 GMT -5
Post by MSBNYY on Aug 21, 2007 18:20:04 GMT -5
Bill and Ted was a VERY good movie. One of the smarter treatments on time travel. And James is 100 percent right about the line. San Dimas High School Football RULES!
When I was in college, and we studied Socrates, I refused to pronounce it correctly.
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Aug 21, 2007 18:26:15 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 21, 2007 18:26:15 GMT -5
San Dimas!!!! What a hole! You know how cities have little slogans? For example Huntington Beach is the legendary "Surf City" that Jan and Dean sang about. Fountain Valley is "A Nice Place To Live." New York City is "The Big Apple."
San Dimas is affectionately known as "Where the 10, 210, and 57 meet." HA! LAME!
San Dimas is also host to the huge waterslide park known as Raging Waters, where every Mexican who can't afford swim trunks so they cut off their Dickies at the knees, in the San Gabriel Valley spend their summers....which was temporarily shut down some years ago due to the high fecal matter content in the water on the attractions.
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Aug 22, 2007 17:17:22 GMT -5
Post by elliejay21 on Aug 22, 2007 17:17:22 GMT -5
The section 8 housing complexes in Central Islip bear the slogan "It's A Nice Place to Live" on their Town of Islip Housing Authority signs...
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Aug 22, 2007 17:59:52 GMT -5
Post by $heriff Tom on Aug 22, 2007 17:59:52 GMT -5
Whats an astronauts favorite meal?
A - launch
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Aug 22, 2007 18:15:54 GMT -5
Post by Ms. Jericho on Aug 22, 2007 18:15:54 GMT -5
You mean Socrates Johnson?
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Aug 22, 2007 18:17:13 GMT -5
Post by Ms. Jericho on Aug 22, 2007 18:17:13 GMT -5
Yeah, they pay like two hundred dollars a month for rent, I'd say that's pretty nice.
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Aug 22, 2007 21:52:13 GMT -5
Post by cactusjames on Aug 22, 2007 21:52:13 GMT -5
And if you don't like it Laura, GET THE FUCK OUT.
Shit, I hate long island, but for someone to make a thread about movign to a new place, just to bitch and complain about stupid insignifigant malarky, don't fucking move here. The fact is, while I may hate it, LI isn't a bad place to live, I do it, the Sheriff and his Family make it work, yet you fucking complain. When this fucking place goes to the bottom of the ocean with Atlantis, I hope you're the first to go. But chances are Donovan would make a fucking song about you/it so fuck it, just shut up about the place or don't ficking live here. You aren't welcome on MY end of New York.
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Aug 22, 2007 23:16:35 GMT -5
Post by elliejay21 on Aug 22, 2007 23:16:35 GMT -5
Hey Assclown, who was complaining??? I was commenting on a slogan that was mentioned in this thread.
As for my moving thread, it was started to solicit advice, not complain. I received some GOOD advice, and where I live now sucks far less than where I spent the last year.
As for Long Island, it is horrendous place to live, if you have any basis for comparison, which I am sure you do not. Unfortunately, I am stuck out here indefinitely, and I will complain about it as much as I like. Sometimes, when you are an adult, you make sacrifices for career, love, family or all of the above. James, when you grow up, you might learn about that.
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Aug 23, 2007 7:28:32 GMT -5
Post by $heriff Tom on Aug 23, 2007 7:28:32 GMT -5
Laura, at times your idiocy astounds me. But at others, I just accept it for what it is.
Anyway, a joke. What kind of dog likes bubble baths?
A - Shampoodle
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Aug 23, 2007 11:57:08 GMT -5
Post by IronHorse4 on Aug 23, 2007 11:57:08 GMT -5
I wonder if this was the waterpark in Bill and Ted. They called it "Waterloo" in the film, so the Napoleon character would have a nice tie-in.
And a joke: What does a masseuse like to eat for dinner?
A: Spa-ghetti
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Aug 23, 2007 12:06:58 GMT -5
Post by kingdzbws on Aug 23, 2007 12:06:58 GMT -5
It is the very same.
Raging Waters has actually been shuttered a few times due to unsanitary conditions. And I remember once during my LA tenure that it was shut down for a few days because the Cholo gangs were converging on it for brawls.
What I liked better than the slogan 'Where the 10 and 210 meet' was the moniker 'Inland Empire' used for the county. The Inland Empire also has (had) the distinction of having some of the WORST air in the nation. There used to be regular 'Smog Alert' warnings for asthmatics to stay indoors during particularly bad summer days.
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Aug 23, 2007 12:46:21 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2007 12:46:21 GMT -5
I went to High School in the Inland Empire (Corona, CA). We used to get "Smog Days" much in the way you East-Coasters got "Snow Days."
I don't know how many of you have ever been exposed to REALLY poor air conditions, but it is an extremely weird feeling to actually feel the air you breathe tickling that back of your throat as you inhale - that is no exaggeration.
Side note - Marc, ever since they expanded the 57, the new slogan is "Where the 10, 210, AND 57 meet" - lame!!!! I don't believe however, that the San Gabriel Valley is considered part of the Inland Empire...could be.
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Aug 23, 2007 13:20:44 GMT -5
Post by kingdzbws on Aug 23, 2007 13:20:44 GMT -5
I think your right. I've alway lumped that whole area together as the 'Empire'
I used to marvel at how on certain days - even in 'The Valley' - San Fernando, that is - that you wouldn't even be able to see the hills from more than a couple of miles away due to the poor air quality. I know they say smog is colorless and odorless, but sometimes as you approached San Dimas, the hills to the North would be almost invisible behind the brown haze.
I had a friend who went to Claremont College, who eventually left because he couldn't stand the heat and haze.
On an unrelated note; has Cal Worthington died yet?
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Aug 23, 2007 13:52:41 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2007 13:52:41 GMT -5
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Aug 23, 2007 17:03:43 GMT -5
Post by cactusjames on Aug 23, 2007 17:03:43 GMT -5
A joke....I hope Laura gets Eboli.
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Aug 23, 2007 17:14:09 GMT -5
Post by dabadguy on Aug 23, 2007 17:14:09 GMT -5
James, you are a moron!
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Aug 23, 2007 17:36:05 GMT -5
Post by elliejay21 on Aug 23, 2007 17:36:05 GMT -5
What the hell is Eboli?
Do you mean e Coli? Wouldn't it be easier to just say "go eat shit and die"?
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Aug 23, 2007 17:38:50 GMT -5
Post by Ms. Jericho on Aug 23, 2007 17:38:50 GMT -5
No, he doesn't mean e-coli. He means Ebola.
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Aug 23, 2007 17:40:07 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2007 17:40:07 GMT -5
I think he wants you to visit a small town in Salerno Italy.
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Aug 23, 2007 18:54:50 GMT -5
Post by dabadguy on Aug 23, 2007 18:54:50 GMT -5
I think he's speaking Ebonics!
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Aug 23, 2007 23:18:58 GMT -5
Post by 9 on Aug 23, 2007 23:18:58 GMT -5
I think you were right the first time: He's a moron.
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Sept 4, 2007 10:22:19 GMT -5
Post by kingdzbws on Sept 4, 2007 10:22:19 GMT -5
TODAY'S Jackie Jokeman Dial-a-joke (516-922-WINE) is Tom's joke about the midget and the car accident...."I'm not happy..."
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Sept 26, 2007 17:37:30 GMT -5
Post by Chris on Sept 26, 2007 17:37:30 GMT -5
What's a quarterbacks favorite Christmas song?
On Tenabomb.
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Oct 3, 2007 7:12:38 GMT -5
Post by $heriff Tom on Oct 3, 2007 7:12:38 GMT -5
So I am streaming a morning radio show, and they have a female deaf comic on as a guest. She actually had a couple of zingers, in that doofy deaf voice she has down pat.
"I haven't had a date in years...its probably cause I cant hear the phone ring."
"One of my favorite things is when I am making love, and the man kisses me, starts licking up my neck, across my face, sticks his tongue in my ear - and gets electrocuted."
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Oct 3, 2007 7:21:27 GMT -5
Post by BoxSeatsSuck on Oct 3, 2007 7:21:27 GMT -5
A man in a hotel bumps into a womans breasts & says... "If you heart was as soft as your breasts, you will forgive me" the woman replied if you dick is as hard as your elbow... Room 233
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